Saturday, September 10th, 2011

latex blue: a summary for the FSS

p-p-p-p-pop )
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Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

what goes down must come up, what goes down comes up

Del and Seiran journey into the wide world of bulimia fanfiction! )

The yark hits the bowl )

Join us next time, because we haven't even touched the "anorexia" tag!
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Thursday, September 16th, 2010

i wanna be the minority, i don't need your authority

Down with the moral majority, 'cause I wanna be the minority )
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Monday, April 12th, 2010

we do this shit all the fucking time

Megan: Hey, let's watch the Star Trek 2009 Rifftrax!
Myself: I dunno, you know I'm not a Trekkie.
Megan: C'mon, it's slashy as hell, you'll like it.
Myself: Well, okay.

The movie plays...

Megan: (as McCoy sits down next to Kirk) The slashy hawtness begins!
McCoy: (to Kirk) I MAY THROW UP ON YOU.
Myself: (stops movie; stares at Megan)
Megan: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LINE OKAY
Myself: You no longer have the right to make fun of my fetishes.
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Monday, April 5th, 2010

nothing with kings, nothing with crowns, bring on the lovers, liars and clowns

When the slightest word of anger makes all of your friends flip
When the admin on your comm seems to be losing his grip
When the trolls invade your forum and start mocking your 'ship
Follow my tip, come away on a trip

Just join the Spork Squad like you wanted to when you were a kid
Climb aboard before it moves on and you'll thank your lucky stars you did

Go to bed in House of Succubus, wake up in Ariake
Pack your snark, your wank and your code again
Hitting the road again, ready to stray
Bless your soul, you'll never go home again
When the Spork Squad comes your way


The Fearless Spork Squad, courtesy of Messrs. Zeiss, Inky, and Delcat, is now simulcasting in Insanejournal and Livejournal both, so you have no excuse not to come geek out with us. Come join the fun! The horrible, bitterly-weeping, eye-gouging fun! You won't regret it! ...well, okay, you will, but it's a good kind of regret, promise.

oh yeah, and since no one is gonna follow me on that filk
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Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

everybody, everybody testify



We needed an author transplant desperately
Universal showed the anti-fans sympathy
This makeover makes it, I know you'll agree
Now it looks smashing on live TV


Be healed! )
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Monday, February 22nd, 2010

everybody has a weird day, deal with stress in your own weird way

This happens to her sometimes, folks, she geeks up like this )

Speaking of amusing things, Inky and I are rolling on a fresh joint snark and havin' a blast. Is it possible to make a pair of twin incubi with Vincent as their preferred shape unsexy? Yeah, I thought there was only one answer to that question too, but the Pit of Voles never fails, I suppose. This one is shapin' up to be a lot of fun, kids, so come play with us!
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Thursday, November 19th, 2009

chekhov's life was miserable, chekhov had tb; chekhov suffered for his art, like me

I'm ready to shoot myself in the gorram face over this astronomy class. The teacher has been bullshitting around so long that the test we were supposed to take on October 1st is going to be our final. He's ~*making it up to us*~ by making it a hard, but open-note test. Unfortunately, he's given us so many useless junk statistics that I have sixty-two fucking pages of notes with more to come. A lack of forethought on his part should NOT constitute an emergency on mine.

If anyone could offer suggestions on what to do, it'd be greatly appreciated. Otherwise, just cunting kill me and get it over with.

On a lighter note, Zeiss and I are working on another joint snark. Whoop de shit.

ETA: Actually, this song cheered me up considerably. Thank you Ashley and Winamp shuffle. Tips would still be appreciated, though.
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Sunday, November 15th, 2009

i see the sues walk by dressed in their sparkly clothes, i have to turn my head while my bile goes

How to Seduce a Demon 2/3 )
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Saturday, November 14th, 2009

a danger to herself and others (part 1 of a 3-part MiSTing)

How to Seduce a Demon )
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Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

from the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick

Snark 5/5 of this update, check previous posts for more!

Zeiss and I were neck-and-neck in the Snark-a-Thon, so I suggested that we do the gentlemanly thing and cross the finish line together with a joint snark. He agreed, and suggested that there was only one way to do it...

"Drink my magical sperm and you will go back in time": Zeiss and Del take down Anal Fantasy in the big Snark-a-Thon finale

Yes, the classic has finally received proper snark treatment. You will note I did not put down a NWS tag, because anyone stupid enough to click on a topic with the phrase "Anal Fantasy" on it at work deserves to be fired. Come for the snark, stay for Rabid Badger's shocking revelation!


And so, the Snark-a-Thon draws to a close. In the future: More mutual snark of Inky's fanfiction, a snark produced through a lost bet, and another half-assed MiSTing. Stay tuned!
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i 'spect to live here 'til i'm ninety, it's the vamps that must go and not me

Snark 4/5 of this update, check next posts for more!


In which Del makes an abortion joke ON PURPOSE )
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just say to yourself "it's just a snark, i should really just relax"

Like I mentioned, I was going through my files today. After posting the Calvin and Hobbes snark, I was flabbergasted to find a pair of fully-MiSTed fics from when I was actually a competent teenager, instead of a fangirlish tweenie. I have little to no memory of doing either of them, and I know I've never posted them anywhere before, despite being a member of GAFF at the time. It seems a shame to let them go to waste, so I formatted the shorter one for use here, stopping to add a Twilight joke along the way because it was begging for it. If it proves amusing, I'll do the other. If not...well, life is just a bag of cocks, isn't it?

My MiSTies are all OCs, which is obnoxious, I know. However, they can all be summed up in two words each for the purposes of this snark, so it shouldn't be that bad. Here's the rundown:

Sadie: A girlcat
Aster: A cyborg
Will: A zombie
Clive: A pervert

...and even that's more than you need to know, really.

Enjoy, kids, and tell me if I'm being utterly presumptuous and should STFU GTFO and DIAF, in that order.



Snark 3/5 of this update, check other posts for more!


She Never Was )
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it was not worth the effort it took

Snark 2/5 of this update, check other posts for more!

Redemption: In Which Calvin Has a Mental Breakdown or...Something )
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i want to get high, i want to get high, i want to get high, but i never knew why

With a mighty push, Del pounds down the homestretch of the Snark-a-Thon. Can she make it?

Snark 1/5 of this update, check next posts for more!


Drugs Are Like That: Zeiss and Del Team Up on a Chick Tract (WS for a Change)
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Thursday, November 5th, 2009

refuse to give in to the fic that takes all

This is part three of a snark three-pack. Check the last two updates for more!


This movie doesn't end the way we want all the time )
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i wanna be a hippie and i wanna get stoned on mari-marijuana

This is part 2 of a three-pack of snark. Check the last update for more!


Put the bells back in! )
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oh, fiddle, it's up to my middle...oh, heck, it's up to my neck...oh, dread, it's up to my--

I have been a busy beaver! Three new snarks today! First one is best viewed on its native site, since it has thick quotes.
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Saturday, October 31st, 2009

and vince at the bar with his fake fangs on and--hold everything they're playing my song

Because a birthday is no reason to slack off, just to be very silly going about your work )
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Friday, October 30th, 2009

hey ho, hey ho, off to work again

Fresh manga snark with Zeiss, wewt~ About as work-safe as whipping out your dickgirl in front of the boss.
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