Friday, January 20th, 2012

please don't set me free, i'm as heavy as can be

It is cold. Cold cold cold cold coooooold. And I think I have the flu or something. Really creepily good circumstances for Toast to have my next cover ready.



I wish I could remember what I was listening to when I was working on this. Aces to assholes says Amanda Palmer, but I'm having a hard time recalling*.

Probably Sheep Song that seems pretty relevant )
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Friday, December 17th, 2010

and you think of all of the things you've seen, and you wish that you could live in between

And you're back again, only different than before )
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Sunday, November 14th, 2010

no place on earth compares with home, and every path will bring me back from where i roam

Sometimes, you really need to think about what's important.

I'm going home for Christmas.

And I'm going to be staying there.
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Sunday, October 17th, 2010

hell, boy, ain't it grand?

So maybe you're wondering what my new room is like. Well, since you asked...

It's something like this )
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Thursday, September 30th, 2010

your eyes shut as if going to sleep

It'll be ok, it'll be ok, this time I'll take care of you )

ETA: Oh God, I'd never seen the second one...
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Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

i don't wanna be a good boy scout, i don't wanna hafta learn to count



Kismet.
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Monday, September 27th, 2010

it's hard to show you any sympathy when all you do is beg for pain



I swear to God what even

(awaits new rabbit picture)
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Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

madness is a nuisance, and no one is immune



holy shit how did Windows 7 manage to make MS Paint MORE of a retarded mess than it already was
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Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

the bitch of living, just getting out of bed

God, my whole life's like some test )
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Friday, July 9th, 2010

OMFG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH



PICTURED:
POKEMON COLORING BOOK WITH EXACTLY ONE BAZILLION POKEYMANS
ENTEI PHONE CHARM
TINY ADORABLE ALBUM OF POKEMON CARDS
LUCKY NEKO PHONE CHARM
GORGEOUS SAKURA-PRINT SCARF
AND GIGANTIC FREAKING BOX OF DELICIOUS BAUMKUCHEN ENDORSED BY MY FAVORITE JAPANESE MONSTER

NOT PICTURED:
MY LOVE FOR KITBUG (DOES NOT FIT IN FRAME)

KITBUG, YOU ARE SO FREAKING AMAZING

AND I AM A GIANT SPAZ FOR FORGETTING YOU WERE IN JAPAN AND NOT GUSHING OVER YOU WHEN YOU GOT BACK HOME, I AM SO SORRY

BUT AAAAAAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH



BLURRY AS HELL BUT I WAS INCIDENTALLY WEARING MY GEISHA SHIRT, IT'S LIKE KISMET AND JUNK

THANK YOU SO MUUUUUUUUUCH YOU ARE SO AWESOOOOOOME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Saturday, June 26th, 2010

NOW it likes me

Myself: ughhhh I really don't want to mess with Verizon tomorrow. I wonder if the Internet's magically come back on in the past few hours.
Cell: No connections lawl :D
Myself: (re-re-re-retries standard reboot procedure)
Cell: Nooooo signal :D
Myself: Fuck. I wonder what some of these other icons are, anyway. Hm..."Manage Connections", I wonder if there's another reboot option in there.
Cell: MANAGE CONNECTIONS>Global connections on/off []
Myself: ....... (checks ticky-box)
Cell: OH HEY THERE'S AN INTERNET THAT EXISTS :D
Myself: ...shit?

So basically, at some point someone twaddled a twiddydinkie, probably a cat stepping on the buttons, and accidentally TURNED OFF THE INTERNET. But, uh...problem solved and goal met.

I think this is the first time I've ever used this icon non-ironically.
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Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

there must be another way



I just want to set up a social network for school what is this
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Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

sick puppy, have you been takin' your pills?

If I was a registered psychiatrist, we could be together for all time )
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Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it

Moving off of Seroquel and onto Anafranil as of three a.m. last night. Here's hoping it at least has an effect on my waistline, if not my mental health.
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Monday, March 15th, 2010

you're burning with hope, you're building up steam

What was once juvenile-ish is grown-up and stylish, you're close to your dream )
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Saturday, March 13th, 2010

isn't it nice to know a lot...and a little bit not

Showtune fuckery )
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Monday, February 1st, 2010

and i know that i'll never be fixed--tell me why oh why are my genetics such a bitch?

The specialist said that they can attempt to correct my binocular diplopia with an adjustment to my glasses prescription, but he has no idea what's causing my monocular diplopia and can thus do nothing to treat it.

For the kids in the back of the class, that means they're going to try to fix the smaller of my double vision problems, but my bad eye is essentially fucked for good and they don't know why or if it's going to get worse.

Thank you and goodnight.
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Sunday, January 31st, 2010

i wake up in the night all alone and it's all right

I dreamt that Crowley from Good Omens was reassigned so his only demonic mission in life was to tempt me, personally, to sin. As in sticky, depraved, kinky, toe-curling sin, at my side twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week to attend to each and every time I wanted to sign off a little bit of my soul and have a quick smoke afterward.

As it was a non-lucid dream, I responded by turning into a velociraptor and kicking him in the nads.

You guys know the kind of nightmares I have, so you'll understand the gravity of this, but SHITTIEST. FUCKING. DREAM. EVER.


p.s. something I ate decided to make me do a sea cucumber impression re: digestive upset

p.s.s. I dug so deep into a sore on my earlobe during a series of obsessive fits that the entire ear and part of my neck feels hot and the scar tissue from where my piercing healed over is kind of, like, bulging out, being careful to keep it from getting infected though

p.s.s.s. my diploma arrived in the mail


I really have no business being unhappy right now. I really don't. I feel terrible being unhappy when I have a zillion good things going on right now, but it's like the little things are ganging up and just collectively curbstomping the shit out of me.

Like the pack of compys in the SNES Jurassic Park game.

No, the decent one.

See, you didn't think I'd get it back around to dinosaurs, did you.

Did you.
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Monday, January 18th, 2010

i dreamt someone slammed an upholstery needle through my eye and into my brain

i thought i had everything under control until i felt it crack my skull )
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Friday, January 15th, 2010

before the cut, why agonize?

Myself: Ugh, I'm sick of sitting around worrying about those test results. I'm going to see if I can't Google up some details on my condition so I won't feel so in the dark.

Soon...

Myself: Great, I've gone from finding the name of my condition to finding statistics about it to finding a reassuring FAQ on the treatment of it! I feel much more confident now that I'm well-informed. This was a good idea. Hm, a .pdf on what to expect from the surgery I'm probably going to need...sounds like the next logical step! *click*



Myself: Oh well that's perfectly BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORF


Yeah, I know, this is kid stuff compared to the original operation, in which they popped out the entire eye and THEN started digging around in it, but good God, Eye Scream much? And if it's misaligned, they tug on the sutures once you're awake to fix it. Good God I don't even. INTERNET >(

...YMCA just came on my Winamp shuffle. I think it's trying to cheer me up. Aw, Winamp shuffle, you just understand me, don't you?

Oh well. It still sounds better than the "inject Botox into the muscles of the eye" option. ...I think.
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