Intrapersonal Communication; everyone's talking about sex for some reason...

Joe: I'd say this is the horniest class I've ever taught!
Guy: Yeah, but you'll notice it's all the girls.
Chick: See, that's just what you think. We're not horny, we just know talking about sex makes guys laugh. We're doing it for you.
Myself: (politely raising a hand) I'm horny.

...and lo, order was not to be re-established that day.

Bad news:
--Internet still spotty at best.
--Algebra is algebra.
--Intro to American Government is long and boring and paranoia-inducing.

Good news:
--Tech support should be happening soon.
--Took advantage of good patch to finally post a new episode in Screencaps of Evermore.
--NADINE IS IN MY CREATIVE WRITING CLASS. SUPER-AWESOME-FORCE-TERRORIST-FIST-BUMPS GO.
--Felt strange, squiggy feeling in tummy watching Barack Obama's speech Megan informs me is called "hoap".
--Badfic quotes is love.

Neutral news:
--I like this band.

More when I'm feeling more coherent, if connection allows. Peace out.

Bastards. At least it was worth a pun.

Denise: Well, we were supposed to take the test today, but I think instead, we'll play a Family Feud-style review game to make sure you've got it down. Everyone who participates will get bonus points.
Class: :D
Denise: If you still want to take the test afterwards, I'll set you up in another room. If you finish, you can go ahead and take Tuesday off.
Class: :D

Denise, you rock my mitochondria. Never change.


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