Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

gongaga, you are so not helping

Title: Heroin Syndrome
Pair: Cid/Vincent
Circle: Be Happy
Pages: 32
Content: G
Plot: Yuffie busts in on Cid + Vin, who are resting, yells "demon get out!" and whips beans at Cid. Cid is like WTF and chases after her while Vincent inspects the beans.
Cloud wonders if it's a hometown tradition, sowing beans like that.
They understand that it's to ward off an omen, but Cid is still angry that Yuffie for messing up his ship. She offers to clean the chocobos.
Yuffie then says that for good health they should each eat their age worth of beans. Vincent should eat 57. Cid says he doesn't believe it- then notices Vincent chowing down.
He starts begging for water as Yuffie runs away; Vincent says he doesn't feel better at all.
Yuffie explains more of the tradition and produces demon outfits. Cid gets excited at the idea of Vincent dressing up in them.
Vincent is like: no. But Yuffie is persistent that it's a festival! He should- and Cloud agrees. He says Vincent can do it as part of his atonement. He starts getting depressed about his sins, and Cid breaks in, saying his waiting for him to choose a hand [for his punishment]. He ends up in a Lum costume. Cid says it's nice, but Yuffie thinks it's mortifying. Regardless, they chuck the beans at him yelling 'demon get out' and he runs away. Cid gets all riled up for the chase, and Yuffie and Cloud admit they're to blame as well for this.
Vincent runs into Barret who wonders why he's dressed like that. Vincent apologizes to him, then uses him as a shield against the beans. He runs past Cait Sith and Red, the latter says he just saw Lum. The original 3 corner Vincent, and Yuffie is like 'what are you doing Cid, you forgot your beans?'. Vincent says Cid's doing the tradition wrong and leaps away majestically [which Cid finds quite impressive].
Vincent ends up twisting his ankle in his flight, and Cid finally finds him. He says as a prize he should get a kiss- which Vincent questions the tradition of. He starts trying to kiss him and jostles Vincent's hurt leg. Cid asks what happened, and Vincent is like- don't you remember chasing me everywhere?? Cid apologizes and carries Vincent to safety, then takes his place as the demon.
When the others are like 'oh, so we chase Cid now', Vincent is like 'wait'. Then shows up in combat gear decked out in packets of beans.
Tifa comes home to see them chasing and thinks it looks like they had fun.


That's funny, usually it's the version of events I make up to explain untranslated doujinshi that makes absolutely no fucking sense and the translation that explains what the fuck is going on in a logical manner.
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Saturday, June 5th, 2010

"let's go back to our rooms."

Cid/Vincent FST, wheeeeee )
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Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

sick puppy, have you been takin' your pills?

If I was a registered psychiatrist, we could be together for all time )
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Monday, April 12th, 2010

we do this shit all the fucking time

Megan: Hey, let's watch the Star Trek 2009 Rifftrax!
Myself: I dunno, you know I'm not a Trekkie.
Megan: C'mon, it's slashy as hell, you'll like it.
Myself: Well, okay.

The movie plays...

Megan: (as McCoy sits down next to Kirk) The slashy hawtness begins!
McCoy: (to Kirk) I MAY THROW UP ON YOU.
Myself: (stops movie; stares at Megan)
Megan: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LINE OKAY
Myself: You no longer have the right to make fun of my fetishes.
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Friday, March 26th, 2010

burn it, burn it, burn it, burn it, burn the countryside

Meanwhile, in Left 4 Dead...



I think I made a real impression on the server guys

or possibly just a crater


ETA: oh yeah, this also happened



time it took to stop cracking the fuck up and shoot zombies again: a lot
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Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

i wear a white lab coat, dna strands in my hair

Obscure-Ass Icon Flash time once again )
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Sunday, March 7th, 2010

we don't need a map to keep this show on the road



Yeah, that seems about appropriate.
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fuck this shit

You're so nice.
You're not good,
You're not bad,
You're just nice.
I'm not good,
I'm not nice,
I'm just right.
I'm the Witch.
You're the world.

I'm the hitch.
I'm what no one believes,
I'm the Witch.
You're all liars and thieves,
Like his father,
Like his son will be, too-
Oh, why bother?
You'll just do what you do.

It's the last midnight,
So, goodbye all.
Coming at you fast, midnight-
Soon you'll see the sky fall.
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Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

bring out your dead! that'll be $150.



Photographer: HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WERE A DUMBASS AND JEFF DIED TO A MAD TAXI WELL NOW YOU WILL FOREVER
Ness: :D
Paula: Ness, now is not the time!
Myself: oh fuck this is gonna be in my fucking endgame oh FUCK

p.s. I lost my T-Rex Bat save state while shuffling files around so that entire ordeal has been rendered totally moot

OFF TO MOONSIIIIIIIDE where I'll undoubtedly continue to invent new ways to totally suck at a game I've played three and a half times HOORAY
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Monday, February 22nd, 2010

everybody has a weird day, deal with stress in your own weird way

This happens to her sometimes, folks, she geeks up like this )

Speaking of amusing things, Inky and I are rolling on a fresh joint snark and havin' a blast. Is it possible to make a pair of twin incubi with Vincent as their preferred shape unsexy? Yeah, I thought there was only one answer to that question too, but the Pit of Voles never fails, I suppose. This one is shapin' up to be a lot of fun, kids, so come play with us!
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Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

i had an elljay and it pleased me, i updated it angstily

I had a cut and it pleased me, it broke down my text in a format tree )
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Thursday, October 15th, 2009

it takes some patience and a lot of sacrifice helping a lunatic get through her life

So Zeiss is getting me into this whole FST thing, and I decided to do one for Yume Nikki. ~zawmg spoilers~ under the cut.

My crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world )
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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

angel, i can see myself in your eyes





man I don't know what the hell I was doing I was in Astronomy and couldn't get a reference okay. I guess she's just mine now.

Evolution under cut )


Brutal criticism welcome. I've been off the wagon for twelve dang' years and I'm still running to catch up.

ETA: Oh yeah, her name's Ganymede, mostly because that's the planetoid I totally missed notes on to finish her, but also because it just kind of is. And I didn't forget to color in that scar on her leg, it's a second mouth. No, I don't know either.
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Thursday, October 8th, 2009

it's electrifyin'



^A Fandom Secret of mine from last January.

The freshly revealed plot of Epic Mickey.

I think I just came blood.

Is...is this game a love song to me and my weird-ass childhood memories and my fucked-up phobias?

...'cause I think I'm okay with that.

...yeah, I'm okay with that.
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Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

you need someone who understands all your abnormalities



(Copied from my comment on Zar's journal:) Her name's Anna, and she's offering an onigiri to Jasper, a Lemming OC that...actually came out of my trying to draw boatchibis right after finding your site, so things cycle around, I guess. He's kind of...hovering, I forgot how darned short he was and when I tried to move him in Photoshop his eyes unfocused, so I guess he's just standing on a higher square in the game grid :B I think he's got a bit of a crush now...could this be long-nosed, google-eyed, stick-armed, baggy-clothed, feet-like-dinner-rolls LOVE?? oh God I'm lame. I do not know what is in her pockets, but I assume something neat.

Play Yume Nikki, folks. Just do it. I'm too tired to tell you all the reasons why, go read Zar's last few entries for details.
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Sunday, September 27th, 2009

this could lead to excellence, or serious injury

I am really reluctant to be excited about this. I'm not sure whether the Squeenix Remake Effect or the Silent Hill Disappointment Quotient is to blame. Still, I guess I can be cautiously hopeful, and anything that might stir up the Oz project again is a good thing...I guess.

Snark coming soon, I think.
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Sunday, September 6th, 2009

i can stand the sight of worms, and look at microscopic germs, but eyeless, hook-clawed pachyderms?

Oh goodness me, a dark Mickey game? How delightful! As a Disney and Kingdom Hearts enthusiast, I am excited to see further development of Nightmare Fuel potential within the genre! I may be too hardened by my exposure to such things to fully appreciate it, but I'll just have a click on the links and see what'saaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH GAAAAAAAWD THEY FINALLY MANAGED TO CRAWL OUT OF MY NIGHTMARES AND INTO REAL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE THEY HAVE THE HOOKS TO PULL OUT MY EYES AND MAKE ME ONE OF THEM AND EVERYTHIIIIING

*WHEEZE* *WHEEZE*

...CAN'T...STOP...SHUDDERING...

...*VOMIT*

...*cough*...*sob*...

...oh man, is this gonna be awesome or what :D

...

...OH GAAAAWD THEY'RE GONNA TAKE MY EEEEEYEEEEES *VOMIT*
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Friday, July 17th, 2009

crashin' not like hips or cars but more like p-p-p-proxies

Internet tentatively--TENTATIVELY--back to normal. Gawd, that was an unpleasant stretch. Hopefully it won't be a reoccurring...well, occurrence.

Further on the plus side, a random user was good enough to inform me that unpaid users can have custom moodsets, so my Kirby theme finally rides again! It's kind of sad how much I missed it. Oh Kirby, you make everything better.

More snark to come at some point. Patience. In the meantime, enjoy some utter win (thanks for the link, Perrykins<3). Ah, those were the days...
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Friday, July 10th, 2009

baby get ready, i'm comin' for you, i'm a vaaaaampiiiiiire

You know that scene at the end of Lord of the Flies, where half of the boys are setting things on fire, the other half is dead or trying not to be set on fire, everyone's half-naked and covered in pig's blood, there are pikes and knives being brandished and all hell has broken or is about to break loose, and then a ship full of refined, well-dressed gentlemen shows up and the boys just stop dead in the shock of civilization? ...yeah, that's about gonna be the scene when Alltell gets the new cell tower built. If they get the new cell tower built. Things are gettin' ugly here.

In other words, pardon my continued absence. Here's some snark, in an attempt to keep the fire lit.


A Twisted Fairytale, Part 4: 'He's a WHAT? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?' )


We're getting closer to the end. Slowly, slowly closer to the end. Hang in there, guys.
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Friday, June 26th, 2009

bobbing and choking and losing the fight in the fog

Dap: I talked to (girlfriend) about it and she doesn't like the idea of making fun of what is potentially someone's misguided best effort. We had a long talk about it, but the upshot is I value her more than the snark... I really am sorry. If we have the author's permission, it's all fine.
Del: ...so, how LONG have you been pussywhipped? 'Cause I know I didn't get away with this shit.

FOR THIS PERFORMANCE (AND ALL UPCOMING PERFORMANCES), THE PART OF DAP WILL BE PLAYED BY INKWEAVER. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY LULZ THIS MAY CAUSE.


A Twisted Fairytale, Parts 2 and 3 )


We've got Chapter 4 halfway done. Bricks will be shat, oh yes they will.
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