Saturday, September 10th, 2011

latex blue: a summary for the FSS

p-p-p-p-pop )
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Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

i'm a victim of your charm

Dapikkel: oh well it was rereleased for PS3
Dapikkel: I think mostly it's a PC series
Delcat: I see...I guess.
Delcat: Enjoyable?
Dapikkel: Yeah, it's a fun FPS with some good problem solving elements
Dapikkel: although this little bit here is really bothering me
Dapikkel: now you go!
Delcat: I go?
Dapikkel: Yeah, what game are you really into right now?
Delcat: ...
Delcat: http://www.divshare.com/download/11468047-9bc
Dapikkel: DAMMIT
Delcat: :D

ETA:
Dapikkel: ...what the hell is Sounding
Delcat: ...oh, sweetie.
Dapikkel: oh noooo i can hear the sound of innocence about to be washed away
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Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

sick puppy, have you been takin' your pills?

If I was a registered psychiatrist, we could be together for all time )
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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

true story of man--man and machine

Delcat: pfff
Delcat: a guy just came in, sat down, and said "LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THE COMPUTER TODAY"
Zeiss: PFFFFFFFFFF
Zeiss: PERHAPS RECIPES
Delcat: IDK ICONS AND JUNK??
Delcat: oh God he's reading the label on the side intently
Zeiss: oh god
Zeiss: ask him if the little man inside is okay
Delcat: what the fucking fuck
Zeiss: now make a little voice and say "HELP ME"
Delcat: I AM THE FAIRY OF THE HARD DRIVE
Delcat: DID YOU DROP THIS SOLID GOLD FLASH DRIVE INTO ME?
Delcat: THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS SOLID SILVER FLASH DRIVE?
Zeiss: is he sniffing the keyboard y/n
Delcat: he is reading very intently and I think mouthing along with the words a bit
Delcat: His mouth is hanging open, in any case
Zeiss: I didn't know Chris even went to your college.
Delcat: ffffffff
Delcat: quickly insult his e-honor and I'll see if he throws the keyboard across the room
Zeiss: I can totally see him as him
Delcat: this college, I swear
Zeiss: LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THE COMPUTER TODAY
Zeiss: IS MY HONOR SAFE
Zeiss: GOOD
Delcat: NEXT STEP: MAKE POSTS OF EXACTLY FIVE WORDS IN THREADS THAT ARE EXACTLY FOUR MONTHS DEAD
Zeiss: THIS KEYBOARD IS BAD
Zeiss: I THINK WE SHOULD SHOOT IT
Delcat: I am like afraid to turn my iPod back on now because I'm afraid I'll miss him saying something epic
Zeiss: oh man
Zeiss: is he eating the mouse y/n
Delcat: He seems to have calmed down now, although he's still mouth-breathing
Delcat: okay now he is making weird hand motions to his music
Zeiss: JAZZ HANDS
Delcat: I mean I have headbanged unabashedly in the lab before but this is more like autistic hand-flapping
Zeiss: JAZZ FLAPS
Zeiss: ask him if his ship has landed
Delcat: man there are too many Criminal Justice majors I'm gonna get my ass kicked one of these days
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Monday, April 6th, 2009

i love my friends

janus262: "Um...honey? We need to talk..."
"What is it, sweetie?"
"Um....I'm pregnant..."
"......We've never gone past second base."
"Yeah. It's with God. I'm apparently going to lead Her to paradise with bloodstained hands."
"....It's a she now?"
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Friday, August 8th, 2008

he could even take me in the bath

thedirge42: ginji500: Sexual rp?
thedirge42: What about it?
ginji500: Are you in shota?
thedirge42: I dunno, are you into fat white twenty-year-old women pretending to be little asian boys?
ginji500: I dont understand..got pics?
thedirge42: Hey, you asked first.
ginji500: Yea i know
ginji500: What i dont understand what you just typed
ginji500: fat white twenty-year-old women pretending to be little asian boys?
BUZZ!!!
ginji500: Sorry
ginji500: Got pic of that?
thedirge42: Hang on, I'll get one.
ginji500: I cant accept something wrong
thedirge42: It's nothing naughty, just a picture of me.
thedirge42: Strictly on the level.
(pic)
ginji500: Is that the pic you wanted to show me
thedirge42: Yes. It's me and my sister.
thedirge42: We have a skin and bone condition, I'm afraid. Very rare. Genetic.
ginji500: Well..i dont think i will rp
thedirge42: Oh, why can't anyone love me for my mind?
ginji500: Yea..i can love your mind if you respect my mind
thedirge42: No, no. The damage has been done. I'll just swim back to my little ceramic castle and cry over a container of Rocky Road. You men are all alike!
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Saturday, July 19th, 2008

"good heavens, are these human cadavers? what on earth do you intend to do with them?"

Rune Factory and the lurking threat of returning to college has been sucking my productivity lately. I'll try to have another Screencaps of Evermore update up before the week is out, but in the meantime, eat some assorted linkage.

From Wufei:

Boten Ana is a Jonathan Coulton-esque song/music video from Sweden. I giggled.

Hard Like Heroic is a gaming filk of The Bad Touch. I lawled. Hard. Thanks, Wufei!

From Dap:

Dr. Horrible is...well, I haven't watched it yet, but I've been assured it's good, and it's from Joss Whedon. JOSS MOTHERFUCKIN WHEDON. It goes down on Sunday, so take your chance now. Thanks, Dap!

From me:

Yep, that time is growing closer. I have very, very little hope for this movie, but hey, at least it's pretty, and watching Rorschach set things on fire made me squee a little. HEY, THIS GUY IS GIVING AWAY FREE FIRE! ...yeah, that's all I'm going to be able to think of during the movie, great.

From Megan:

Population Paste documents the most fucked-up shit on the 'net. And I really mean that. This is not one for the weak of stomach, heart, mind, or dick. There's not much that can make a seasoned GAFFer and a seasoned squickfinder do this:

05:22] Delcat42: OH GOD IT'S CRIPPLED JEFF FOXWORTHY NAKED
[05:22] seiran79: OH GOD IT IS
[05:22] Delcat42: I NEVER WANTED TO PUT THOSE WORDS TOGETHER, INTERNET

And this:

[05:25] Delcat42: What kind of sick fuck would be into that?
[05:25] Delcat42: ...wow, it's been a long time since I've seriously asked that.

And this:

[06:39] Delcat42: AGH
[06:39] Delcat42: BUH...gah...

And this:

[06:46] seiran79: GOD DAMN YOU JAPAN
[06:46] Delcat42: ARGH

For more NWS details, hit the cut. The rest of you enjoy the WS links and have a nice day<3


Abandon hope, all ye who enter here )
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

i love my sister and all our dorkiness

Fun with Megan )


ETA:


SO. INCREDIBLY. FUCKING. AWESOME.
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Sunday, July 6th, 2008

now he dead from coke

Read more... )
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Thursday, June 19th, 2008

spartans, fishies, and snail sex; film at eleven

After a long hiatus, the newest episode of Screencaps of Evermore has been put up, and in doing so, I was salmon'd.

Good things ensued :D )

Serendipity is great, i'n'it? :D


In other news, I've *cough* acquired the Bone games. First impressions are fairly good, but I'll save my review until I'm at least finished with the first one.

...

OH MY GOD, THEY'VE ALREADY MILKED YOU, HAVEN'T THEY?!

sorry sorry later sorry
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Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

kitten is angry, kitten is offended, fur standing out and little claws extended

Darting around and meowing quite a bit and throwing such a hissy fit, I don't know what to make of it )

NEXT-MORNING UPDATE: Malingo is up and chasing Joxer around the house at top speed, so I guess the meds did the trick. Thanks for you concern, y'all<3
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