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  <title>rabbit punch to the right retina</title>
  <subtitle>where the elephants die</subtitle>
  <author>
    <email>thedirge@gmail.com</email>
    <name>Delcat Delcat</name>
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  <updated>2009-01-08T12:38:46Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:30100</id>
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    <title>non-humorous interlude</title>
    <published>2009-01-08T12:17:21Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-08T12:38:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The majority of the lyrics I can find online for &lt;i&gt;The Sheep Song&lt;/i&gt; by the Dr &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/30100.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:29899</id>
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    <title>reminsicing every night (meantime, i ask you to be my Valentine)</title>
    <published>2009-01-07T18:58:27Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-07T18:58:27Z</updated>
    <category term="snark"/>
    <content type="html">Sigged for the last time on the last part...*snf* I'm all choked up.  Srsly guys &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/29899.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:29532</id>
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    <title>i can't believe your song is gone so soon...i barely learned the tune...so soon, so soon</title>
    <published>2009-01-06T01:59:53Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-06T01:59:53Z</updated>
    <category term="snark"/>
    <category term="shit yes it&amp;apos;s srs business"/>
    <content type="html">Okay, so it's been up for ten years now.  But for a site like &lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;a [...] http://delcat.insanejournal.com/29532.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;Okay, so it&amp;#39;s been up for ten years now.  But for a site like &amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://ww &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://delcat.insanejournal.com/29532.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:29227</id>
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    <title>you're hideous, and sexy</title>
    <published>2009-01-05T00:51:19Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-05T00:51:19Z</updated>
    <category term="snark"/>
    <category term="scans"/>
    <content type="html">/y/ was begging for a horrible doujinshi that Megan actually co-owns.  I mean RE &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/29227.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:29116</id>
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    <title>delcat @ 2009-01-02T20:53:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-03T01:57:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-03T01:57:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/Delcat/temp/Ghoul.gif"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:28793</id>
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    <title>a soul tormented, indeed</title>
    <published>2008-12-30T06:53:54Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-30T06:53:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;i&gt;Meanwhile, in Albion...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little Girl: Oh, it's the Hero!  Everyone's talki &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/28793.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:28471</id>
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    <title>call me silly; call me sappy; call me many things, the first of which is happy</title>
    <published>2008-12-25T23:23:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-25T23:23:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;lj-embed id="1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="2" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy holidays, whatever they may be,  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/28471.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:28302</id>
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    <title>it's been a long, hard year</title>
    <published>2008-12-25T03:53:27Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-25T03:53:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Oh my love we've had our share of tears &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/28302.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:28024</id>
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    <title>on a lighter note</title>
    <published>2008-12-23T04:56:55Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-23T04:56:55Z</updated>
    <category term="oldmeme"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/Delcat/ohexploitable-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/28024.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:27746</id>
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    <title>but under his cloak, he's nothing but smoke and a finger that points at your grave</title>
    <published>2008-12-21T12:24:43Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-21T12:24:43Z</updated>
    <category term="shit involving me"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;So pretend someone you know is an as &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/27746.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:27442</id>
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    <title>there's somethin' in the wind today that's good for everyone</title>
    <published>2008-12-21T10:36:05Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-21T12:26:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Hey, all.  I don't know if I've been coming across as bitchy lately or just non- &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/27442.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:27324</id>
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    <title>all you get is ridicule, laughter, and a trip to the house of pain</title>
    <published>2008-12-16T00:36:29Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-16T00:36:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">fffffffffffffffffffffffUCK.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All four of my wisdom teeth are impacted and have t &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/27324.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:27070</id>
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    <title>but there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone</title>
    <published>2008-12-13T09:30:15Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-13T09:30:15Z</updated>
    <category term="bizarre cartoons"/>
    <content type="html">I catch chill way too easily to live in Michigan.  Mom told me recently that I w &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/27070.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:26768</id>
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    <title>trumpets play sick lullabies</title>
    <published>2008-12-10T09:37:06Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-10T09:40:13Z</updated>
    <category term="brain splinters"/>
    <category term="bizarre cartoons"/>
    <content type="html">Ladies and gentlemen, the latest disturbing cartoon is on the chopping block, an &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/26768.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:26370</id>
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    <title>a petition</title>
    <published>2008-12-06T08:14:48Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-06T08:14:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So, I got an XBOX 360 a while ago (and didn't mention it for some reason), but I &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/26370.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:26245</id>
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    <title>i was grinding my teeth, i was wasting my youth, and using up my teeth</title>
    <published>2008-11-30T07:55:53Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-30T08:17:51Z</updated>
    <category term="original fiction"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;Nasty Habits&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;The d &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/26245.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:25879</id>
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    <title>when i'm not at home i'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash</title>
    <published>2008-11-29T20:57:01Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-29T20:57:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I got a notice from Kirtland yesterday reminding me to return my books before th &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/25879.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:25716</id>
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    <title>but now they're back together, everything's alphanumeric</title>
    <published>2008-11-22T11:58:10Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-22T11:58:10Z</updated>
    <category term="fandom"/>
    <category term="fuck yes it&amp;apos;s srs business"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:25393</id>
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    <title>an apology</title>
    <published>2008-11-22T07:05:06Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-22T07:05:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">It goes like this:&lt;br /&gt;When I get into the school year, I start getting stressed.&lt;br /&gt;Wh &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/25393.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:25230</id>
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    <title>don't you let the wrong word slip while kissing persuasive lips</title>
    <published>2008-11-07T07:50:24Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-07T07:50:24Z</updated>
    <category term="wtf"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;So, does anyone rememb &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/25230.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:24934</id>
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    <title>WOO AND WOO ON DE TING</title>
    <published>2008-11-05T05:13:29Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-05T05:13:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.sendspace.com/file/g35r9a"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;img [...] http://delcat.insanejournal.com/24934.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://www.sendspace.com/file/g35r9a&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;img src=&amp;quot;http://i13.photobucket. &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://delcat.insanejournal.com/24934.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:24755</id>
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    <title>only thing to do is jump</title>
    <published>2008-11-04T00:52:37Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-04T00:52:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">EVERYONE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;VOTE TOMORROW&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT IS REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SO WHATEVER YOU WERE PL &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/24755.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>and a happy birthday to me</title>
    <published>2008-10-31T20:05:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-31T20:05:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;i&gt;And so, my tender lumplings, let my welcome hear you now&lt;br /&gt;Into our flesh-pink  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/24549.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <title>there's no mention of what turtles make, incidentially</title>
    <published>2008-10-29T21:52:14Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-31T20:06:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Michael Stead is&lt;/b&gt; fucking a turtle.  Turtle-fucking is a hobby he enjoy &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/24132.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:delcat:23982</id>
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    <title>it snowed yesterday</title>
    <published>2008-10-29T00:01:20Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-29T00:01:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Make a hole with a gun perpendicular&lt;br /&gt;To the n &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://delcat.insanejournal.com/23982.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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