rabbit punch to the right retina

we laughed at his little joke and then i happily walked away

2009-06-29T21:34:24Z

A man came up to us and said "I'd like to poison your mind
With wrong ideas t (Read more ...)

bobbing and choking and losing the fight in the fog

2009-06-27T02:36:38Z

Dap: I talked to (girlfriend) about it and she doesn't like the idea of making f (Read more ...)

and the world first spoke to me in

2009-06-22T18:52:05Z

(This actually happened a while ago, but I forgot to document it. Remembered wh (Read more ...)

it's not easy, having a malevolent, shapeless monster like that hanging over your head

2009-06-17T18:08:17Z

(Don't miss the last post--snark ho!)

Sweet mothering truck, someone finally up (Read more ...)

here's one for the ladies

2009-06-17T11:06:34Z

Dap asked if I wanted to snark something with him sometime. And lo, awesomeness (Read more ...)

all the boys are monsters, all the girls are whores

2009-06-12T07:19:21Z

Re: The continuing drama on the House: I have little to no idea what's going on (Read more ...)

people act so proper when they're going about their busi...er, never mind

2009-06-10T15:31:02Z

Intrapersonal Communication; everyone's talking about sex for some reason...< (Read more ...)

"you may see this on the discovery channel, but their host won't randomly say 'cuntpickle'."

2009-06-03T07:53:17Z

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you have your choice of an aesthetic

2009-05-27T11:16:03Z

Realized I didn't have any recent pictures of myself, including me in quasi-drag (Read more ...)

i've had enough of this pseudo-zen

2009-05-20T17:18:25Z

From today's video (in a college class)...

"[Positive energy] is (Read more ...)

been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas

2009-05-13T15:06:55Z

After a nine-month absence,

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on its face it's wearing your confused expression where your eyes don't go

2009-05-03T12:13:39Z

So now that school's out, I'm continuing to watch my way through DuckTales (awoo (Read more ...)

but at least the ceiling's very pretty

2009-05-02T06:12:34Z

I got drunk!

...woo-hoo?

i know it drains me slowly

2009-04-30T15:18:39Z

Pokemon Breeding Guide: You can get a Wyanut or an Azurill by breeding a Wobbuff (Read more ...)

we'll be decked in all black and slamming the pit fantastic

2009-04-23T19:17:21Z

I was gonna bitch about how much of a whore my father is being, but...yeah, this (Read more ...)

a failure played in stereo

2009-04-21T18:47:41Z

Talk (Read more ...)

let me give you some green color, and you will ask for more

2009-04-17T06:43:34Z

I gave blood last Tuesday (for the first time ever, yey medication letting me di (Read more ...)

he might solve a mystery, or rewrite history

2009-04-13T23:20:52Z

Obama f (Read more ...)

"standing for tradition, i govern my charges--" "mishandled charges blow up in your face."

2009-04-12T20:41:32Z

Mom put both a white and a milk chocolate bunny in my Easter basket and said thi (Read more ...)

i speak for all of us when i say i understand why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands

2009-04-11T15:33:29Z

I pulled at t (Read more ...)

i know your address, i ring the bell/i bring you flowers and a .22 with shells

2009-04-09T18:06:13Z

Jim: Statistics show that girls who hit puberty early are short, and vice/versa. (Read more ...)

WRITE OR DIE DEMANDS BLOOD SACRIFICE

2009-04-06T23:21:50Z

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i love my friends

2009-04-06T06:57:27Z

janus262: "Um...honey? We need to talk..."
"What is it, sweetie?"
"Um....I'm pr (Read more ...)

your eyes shut as if going to sleep

2009-04-04T01:03:18Z

A badger dug into Andre's grave again. This time, it dragged out bones instead (Read more ...)

it's accountancy that makes the world go 'round

2009-04-03T02:18:17Z

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TEN

MILLION

NEOPOINTS

FUCKING FUCKETY FUCK YES</ (Read more ...)