rabbit punch to the right retina

ah, why amuse yourself in such a way?

2009-12-03T05:55:43Z

I dreamt that I had to get somewhere, but I could barely drag myself around, and (Read more ...)

chekhov's life was miserable, chekhov had tb; chekhov suffered for his art, like me

2009-11-19T06:40:13Z

I'm ready to shoot myself in the gorram face over this astronomy class. The teac (Read more ...)

i see the sues walk by dressed in their sparkly clothes, i have to turn my head while my bile goes

2009-11-16T02:03:00Z

(The MiSTies filter reluctantly back in (Read more ...)

a danger to herself and others (part 1 of a 3-part MiSTing)

2009-11-15T04:45:51Z

>>((How To Seduce A Demon

Author: boobo (Read more ...)

from the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick

2009-11-11T21:30:23Z

Snark 5/5 of this update, check previous posts for more!

Zeiss and I wer (Read more ...)

i 'spect to live here 'til i'm ninety, it's the vamps that must go and not me

2009-11-11T21:15:45Z

Snark 4/5 of this update, check next posts for more!

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just say to yourself "it's just a snark, i should really just relax"

2009-11-11T21:11:15Z

Like I mentioned, I was going through my files today. After posting the Calvi (Read more ...)

it was not worth the effort it took

2009-11-11T20:53:49Z

Snark 2/5 of this update, check other posts for more!

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i want to get high, i want to get high, i want to get high, but i never knew why

2009-11-11T20:42:30Z

With a mighty push, Del pounds down the homestretch of the Snark-a-Thon. Can (Read more ...)

refuse to give in to the fic that takes all

2009-11-05T16:02:19Z

This is part three of a snark three-pack. Check the last two updates for mor (Read more ...)

i wanna be a hippie and i wanna get stoned on mari-marijuana

2009-11-05T15:58:58Z

This is part 2 of a three-pack of snark. Check the last update for more! (Read more ...)

oh, fiddle, it's up to my middle...oh, heck, it's up to my neck...oh, dread, it's up to my--

2009-11-05T15:56:15Z

I have been a busy beaver! Three new snarks today! First one is

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AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

2009-11-03T11:53:44Z

SNOW.

ON.

THE FUCKING.

GROUND.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

and vince at the bar with his fake fangs on and--hold everything they're playing my song

2009-10-31T11:05:35Z

hey ho, hey ho, off to work again

2009-10-30T07:20:00Z

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kitten is horny, kitten is offensive, tongue lolling out and dick fully extended

2009-10-26T12:38:09Z

You kn (Read more ...)

go ahead, you can laugh all you want--i've got my philosophy, and i trust it like the ground

2009-10-22T09:36:07Z

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English Comp II
Causal Analysis
10/14/09

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honkers honkers showstoppers, your congas got me bonkers

2009-10-21T08:41:12Z

And to round out the evening,

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doink doink doink

2009-10-21T03:41:15Z

The next chapter starts a bit slowly, with the boys ent (Read more ...)

doink doink

2009-10-21T00:45:42Z

NOTE: Nihilist is running a "20 snarks in one month" contest, so expect me to be (Read more ...)

what the

2009-10-19T07:56:42Z

Well, I totally forgot

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as i think, i'm usin' up the time left to think

2009-10-17T07:25:21Z

it'd be nice to get rid of that feeling that I'm barely treading water this seme (Read more ...)

it takes some patience and a lot of sacrifice helping a lunatic get through her life

2009-10-15T19:06:38Z

So Zeiss is getting me into this whole FST thing, and I decided to do one for Yu (Read more ...)

come down to my restaurant at half past 4/you can see the little buggies walking 'round on the floor

2009-10-15T09:20:01Z

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angel, i can see myself in your eyes

2009-10-13T09:13:56Z

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