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what the [19 Oct 2009|03:54am]
[ mood | lazy ]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--Seven Days of the Week (I Never Go to Work) ]

Well, I totally forgot THIS existed. Wow.

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as i think, i'm usin' up the time left to think [17 Oct 2009|03:20am]
[ mood | stressed ]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--It's Not My Birthday ]

it'd be nice to get rid of that feeling that I'm barely treading water this semester. Yeah, that'd be real nice.

New manga snark up with Zeiss, like any of you bitches care. NWS.

2 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

it takes some patience and a lot of sacrifice helping a lunatic get through her life [15 Oct 2009|02:47pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]
[ music | The Vandals--Fucked-Up Girl ]

So Zeiss is getting me into this whole FST thing, and I decided to do one for Yume Nikki. ~zawmg spoilers~ under the cut.

My crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world )

4 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

come down to my restaurant at half past 4/you can see the little buggies walking 'round on the floor [15 Oct 2009|04:58am]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Ivor Cutler--I Believe in Bugs ]

HELLS FUCKING ASSCUNTS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH \(^w^)/

I had just come back from a two-month hiatus, too. actually I had totally forgotten I had submitted it at all BUT HEY TALK ABOUT GOOD TIMING.

It's nice to see a seven-year project come to fruition, even if the bits and pieces you actually spent working on it really add up to maybe four solid years, even if it is really stupid, even if the prize is worth 1/200000th what you spent on earning it. It's just...nice.

...now to start work on the Squishyfish Sanctuary :D



In other news, I just found another movie from my childhood on YouTube. I rented it ages ago, only remembering one non-creepy scene from when I watched it as a kid, and was surprised to find a sincerely bizarre and disturbing vignette near the middle of a movie otherwise about dopey, happy ants.

The sequence starts at 2:32 here, segueing into the two-headed worm scene which continues into the second part.

As jotted down at the time:

The protagonist ant is assigned the job of guarding the colony’s eggs, so when one rolls off down a hole, he follows. Once well inside, he finds a rock covered in dense crystal. This breaks off, and the rock shines bright enough to blind him, represented by the pupils disappearing from his eyes. As if the white, sightless orbs aren’t bad enough, he proceeds to stumble around in the dark, crying and singing—yes, singing—about how he’ll never see the light of day again. Makes the evil two-headed worm that wants to eat him and the egg after he’s regained his sight pretty mild by comparison, really. The failure to explain why the rock becomes sentient and starts following him around is notably confusing, as well.

In more recent terminology: It comes right the fuck outta nowhere, has no bearing on the plot to the point that it's since been cut by the (presumably less drugged-up) DVD release team, is way over the top in terms of ridiculousness PANTS-WETTING EXISTENTIAL TERROR (ESPECIALLY in the context of the movie), and once it's over, no one ever speaks of it again. I know the distinction may be overused on the whole, but the scene is truly and completely a mmmmmBIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT. And when that happens in a disturbing manner, it forms a brain splinter, since the kid can't link it to anything and thus can't figure out whether it was real or a dream. I am soooo glad this is one of the movies my mother watched beforehand and edited for us.

Oh, and you will never get that Vanterviper song out of your head. Never ever never. Enjoy.

ETA: aaaaugh oh God I forgot their noses moved like elephant trunks oh God oh God

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angel, i can see myself in your eyes [13 Oct 2009|04:56am]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | Blonde Redhead--Elephant Woman ]





man I don't know what the hell I was doing I was in Astronomy and couldn't get a reference okay. I guess she's just mine now.

Evolution under cut )


Brutal criticism welcome. I've been off the wagon for twelve dang' years and I'm still running to catch up.

ETA: Oh yeah, her name's Ganymede, mostly because that's the planetoid I totally missed notes on to finish her, but also because it just kind of is. And I didn't forget to color in that scar on her leg, it's a second mouth. No, I don't know either.

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it's electrifyin' [08 Oct 2009|12:26am]
[ mood | enthralled ]
[ music | Grease--You're the One That I Want ]



^A Fandom Secret of mine from last January.

The freshly revealed plot of Epic Mickey.

I think I just came blood.

Is...is this game a love song to me and my weird-ass childhood memories and my fucked-up phobias?

...'cause I think I'm okay with that.

...yeah, I'm okay with that.

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just a guy made of dots and lines [07 Oct 2009|11:52pm]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--Constellation ]

(Out doing a stargazing lab with Scott and a pack of chicks...)
Myself: (watching clouds roll in over Mizar) We're fucked, aren't we?
Chicks: (gasp and laugh)
Chickdar: Oh my God, I'm, like choking on my saliva over here! That word's taller than she is!
Myself: Yeah, can you tell what I'm doing right now?
Scott: Does it involve a middle digit?
Myself: TWO of them.

Came home and systematically shut down a chick on my English forum who was claiming that 10% of women who have blood transfusions after abortions get the hep. Realized that I take blatant misinformation presented as fact as a personal affront because it's really just intellectual bullying.

Not a bad day, really.


In snark news, update on Vibrator Company, and Inky, Zeiss and I have started in on a new project...Zeiss' description says it best:

First, a bit of explanation. “Femboy School”, as our next project is called, isn’t your average bad porno manga. Well, it started off as one, but the version we’re taking on is an edited (very badly - this thing looks like it‘s been floating around the internets since 2001) version by someone named “Nyar”. All my Google-fu has been able to turn up about this “Nyar” character is one post on an incest forum, which pretty much tells you all you need to know about Nyar. The man has issues, and boyyyy is he happy to show you them. This thing plays out like a cross between a bad femdom story and an equally bad Hawkwind album.

So join us, then, as the Fearless Spork Squad ventures to one man’s private hell, and comes out snarking.

Again, all links are NSFW LIEK WHOA ON SANDWICHES


This is SERIOUSLY SHOTA, so Canadians might want to skip this one. The rest of you, please enjoy the first edition of Femboy School.


It's about time to make birthday plans, so if any of y'all wanted to meet up at the end of the month, drop a comment saying when's good for you. You know the drill.


Further bulletins as events warrant.

3 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

dancing at the disco at the end of the world [07 Oct 2009|03:19am]
[ mood | dorky ]
[ music | Architecture in Helsinki--The Disco at the End of the World ]

Assignment: Write a paper on theoretical state of the USA after a supposed disaster, based on the state of Europe after Rome fell.

This Is Not About a Zombie Apocalypse (But That Would Have Been Neat) )

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you need someone who understands all your abnormalities [06 Oct 2009|02:02am]
[ mood | exanimate ]
[ music | Vandals--Fucked-Up Girl ]



(Copied from my comment on Zar's journal:) Her name's Anna, and she's offering an onigiri to Jasper, a Lemming OC that...actually came out of my trying to draw boatchibis right after finding your site, so things cycle around, I guess. He's kind of...hovering, I forgot how darned short he was and when I tried to move him in Photoshop his eyes unfocused, so I guess he's just standing on a higher square in the game grid :B I think he's got a bit of a crush now...could this be long-nosed, google-eyed, stick-armed, baggy-clothed, feet-like-dinner-rolls LOVE?? oh God I'm lame. I do not know what is in her pockets, but I assume something neat.

Play Yume Nikki, folks. Just do it. I'm too tired to tell you all the reasons why, go read Zar's last few entries for details.

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you're stiiiiiill in a dreaaaaam, snake eaaaater [03 Oct 2009|10:59pm]
[ mood | pensive ]
[ music | Metal Gear Solid 3--Snake Eater ]

I have recurring dream landscapes, including a shopping district. The other night, I noticed a Darren Shan-themed coffee shop/ice cream parlor run by fangirls had established itself in it. I'm starting to worry about the long-term effects of this project.

What a thrill, the darkness and the silence through the night )

5 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

fun with world history (starring john thiel, the best history teacher evar) [01 Oct 2009|02:47pm]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | Vandals--Fucked-Up Girl ]

"And those people who have Confederate flags in the middle of Northern Michigan, rrrrgh--I'm sorry, I've learned I shouldn't show my political feelings in class. Yeah, I...I may have said in my class this morning that Sean Hannity is the Antichrist."

"Yeah, those are just a couple of little stories to put the Huns in perspective, 'cause sixteen-hundred-year-old people, it's just...plbbbbt. But they were real people, they ate kids, they had fun!"

"So in the Middle Ages we're going to start seeing the 'My God Is Cooler Than Your God' Syndrome, we'll be getting to that in a bit..."

"What are Columbus' ships? ...that's right, the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, and I HATE the Santa Maria, 'cause I stapled myself to it when we made it out of construction paper in second grade. Then the teacher asked what happened, and I had to make something up about catching a staple out of the carpet 'cause I didn't want to admit what I did, so she had all these little second-graders on the floor looking for staples...although they did find a few, so I was vindicated."

"So are you guys planning Columbus Day parties? You know, make huge punchbowls shaped like the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, and spike 'em with rum...ohhhh, that sounds great! I should try that! And I wouldn't staple myself to the Santa Maria, unless maybe I had enough punch."


And in the middle of it all, we played a rousing round of Viking Quest, and when I mentioned it was no Civilization 3, he went "YES! EXACTLY! It's not even Civilization 4!" I fucking love this class.

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through the sorrow, all through our splendor, don't take offense at my innuendo [27 Sep 2009|05:51pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Queen--Innuendo ]

I'm starting to have crazy vampire dreams thanks to this thing. Thankfully, they're crazy vampire sex dreams, so I haven't been scared off just yet.

Hey, tread that fine line, yeah, we'll keep on smilin' )

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this could lead to excellence, or serious injury [27 Sep 2009|02:45pm]
[ mood | pensive ]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--Spiralling Shape ]

I am really reluctant to be excited about this. I'm not sure whether the Squeenix Remake Effect or the Silent Hill Disappointment Quotient is to blame. Still, I guess I can be cautiously hopeful, and anything that might stir up the Oz project again is a good thing...I guess.

Snark coming soon, I think.

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yeah, the mortuary, the mortuary, the mortuary is near [23 Sep 2009|07:57am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Tiger Lillies--Mortuary ]

Don't miss the last post--nightmare fuel goodness of a most exquisite nature! Right now, though, more snark.


Yeah, debauchery, debauchery, debauchery is near )

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everything that freaks me out, the lighthouse beam has just run out, i'm cold as cold as cold can be [23 Sep 2009|02:54am]
[ mood | busy ]
[ music | Blue October--Into the Ocean ]

Oh God, guys, this is it. Somebody finally uploaded a semi-decent copy of Samson and Sally to YouTube.

This is seriously one of the worst contenders of Nightmare Fuel I've ever seen. Ever. It's not charming. It's not sweet. It's not whimsical. It has no redeeming values. It does not stop. It's seventy straight minutes of film that's alternately frightening, bleak, depressing, horrifying, dark, and confusing, and consistently utterly fucked up. Granted, that also kind of describes The Mouse and His Child, but at least that has a happy ending and artistic merit. Samson and Sally has neither.

I lost my play-by-play review of it when the House went down (still sore on that), but I wrote 80% of the TV Tropes notation, so I'll copy-and-paste that here as a description of the most damning offenses. LJ-cut for spoilers, I guess?


Like whales beneath me, diving down )


So, yeah. Yet another piece in the "Why does Del have terrible nightmares every night?" puzzle. Speaking of which, last night I dreamed I was in Horton Hears a Who, but instead of boiling the dust speck, the kangaroos decided he was an enemy of the state because he knew the terrible secret of the corn and blinded him and I had to lead him to the gallows to be hung and he kept getting hurt and screaming and...you know what, never mind, I think I still have some pomegranate vodka downstairs...enjoy, kids.

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makes me think life would be so dull without nasty habits [18 Sep 2009|02:19am]
[ mood | indescribable ]
[ music | Oingo Boingo--Nasty Habits ]

OKAY YOU BASTARDS LET'S FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Does it please you to employ little girls or little boys? )


ALSO THIS STORY BROKE OFF SMALL CHUNKS OF MY FUNCTIONING AND I HAD TO ASK ZEISS HOW HTML IMG SRCS WORKED

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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everyone will make mistakes (and i know i have) [16 Sep 2009|06:22am]
[ music | The Hush Sound--Sweet Tangerine ]

When we left off, Steve had just been chomped on by Madam Octa, because she is our only friend in this hot tranny mess. Like in the show, the first bite only paralyzes her victim, so Steve has a fighting chance. Will she deliver the finishing blow?

The Spiderbite Song )

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just stop thinking and have some fun [14 Sep 2009|11:07pm]
[ mood | pre-puzzled on the brew ]
[ music | Italobrothers--Stamp on the Ground ]

Myself, to Astronomy teacher: I noticed in the syllabus that Intermediate Algrebra is a co-requisite. Is that required?
Scott: Not implicitly, but if you're graduating this semester, you should be taking it.
Myself: But I... (trails off; long pause) ...I already took Intermediate Algebra. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Scott: Well, that's good, then.
Myself: (longer pause) ...I am going to go home and get mildly drunk.
Scott: You go have a chill.

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it's so freakin' interesting that it might make you cry [13 Sep 2009|04:50am]
[ mood | kinda down ]
[ music | Jonathan Coulton--Christmas Is Interesting ]

Inky, Zeiss and I teamed up and took on a terrible Dragon Quest doujinshi called Nippon Heroine 3. To quote Zeiss, who kindly coded this one, "If you haven’t got the warning yet, all links are FUCKING HELL NSFW PEOPLE".


("Depressing holiday music in September?", the more observant among you ask. Yeah, it's that kind of semester.)

ETA: Scratch that, this totally rescued the shit week I've been having. So much Zarla love<3

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what rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a buzzity sound? [11 Sep 2009|09:30pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Teh Intawebs--The Dildo Song ]

Zeiss and I started in on our snark of Vibrator Company (NWS unless you work at a vibrator company, in which case it may qualify as a cautionary safety video). Hopefully we can get Inky to join in for the next chapters~

Later: Nippon Heroine III with Zeiss and Inky

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