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3 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

the bitch of living, just getting out of bed [04 Aug 2010|11:19pm]
[ mood | hormonal ]
[ music | Spring Awakening--The Bitch of Living ]

God, my whole life's like some test )

4 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

when my mind wanders, it comes back with souvenirs [03 Aug 2010|06:45pm]
[ mood | distracted ]
[ music | True Blood--Theme ]

Myself: I had a very good childhood...well, mostly.
Mom: Well, you have to have a little bit of trauma, it builds character. Did you manage to get just the right amount?
Myself: That cloud looks just like a fetus smoking a hookah.
Mom: I guess so, then.

7 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

does he think I want this? oh, who knows [23 Jul 2010|11:18pm]
[ mood | busy ]
[ music | Spring Awakening--The Bitch of Living ]

Funtimes with Zeiss and His Crazy Space Pirate Animoo )

ETA: oh yeah, and I made this:

6 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

and the jungle will bow to its king [16 Jul 2010|11:15pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | The Scarlet Pimpernel--The Creation of Man ]

If you're out to make a splash, cherie, do know your jury-riggery )

2 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

OMFG [09 Jul 2010|04:14pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH



PICTURED:
POKEMON COLORING BOOK WITH EXACTLY ONE BAZILLION POKEYMANS
ENTEI PHONE CHARM
TINY ADORABLE ALBUM OF POKEMON CARDS
LUCKY NEKO PHONE CHARM
GORGEOUS SAKURA-PRINT SCARF
AND GIGANTIC FREAKING BOX OF DELICIOUS BAUMKUCHEN ENDORSED BY MY FAVORITE JAPANESE MONSTER

NOT PICTURED:
MY LOVE FOR KITBUG (DOES NOT FIT IN FRAME)

KITBUG, YOU ARE SO FREAKING AMAZING

AND I AM A GIANT SPAZ FOR FORGETTING YOU WERE IN JAPAN AND NOT GUSHING OVER YOU WHEN YOU GOT BACK HOME, I AM SO SORRY

BUT AAAAAAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH



BLURRY AS HELL BUT I WAS INCIDENTALLY WEARING MY GEISHA SHIRT, IT'S LIKE KISMET AND JUNK

THANK YOU SO MUUUUUUUUUCH YOU ARE SO AWESOOOOOOME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

4 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

NOW it likes me [26 Jun 2010|05:01am]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | The Producers (Original Broadway Cast)--Where Did We Go Right? ]

Myself: ughhhh I really don't want to mess with Verizon tomorrow. I wonder if the Internet's magically come back on in the past few hours.
Cell: No connections lawl :D
Myself: (re-re-re-retries standard reboot procedure)
Cell: Nooooo signal :D
Myself: Fuck. I wonder what some of these other icons are, anyway. Hm..."Manage Connections", I wonder if there's another reboot option in there.
Cell: MANAGE CONNECTIONS>Global connections on/off []
Myself: ....... (checks ticky-box)
Cell: OH HEY THERE'S AN INTERNET THAT EXISTS :D
Myself: ...shit?

So basically, at some point someone twaddled a twiddydinkie, probably a cat stepping on the buttons, and accidentally TURNED OFF THE INTERNET. But, uh...problem solved and goal met.

I think this is the first time I've ever used this icon non-ironically.

5 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

there must be another way [16 Jun 2010|06:39am]
[ mood | apprehensive ]
[ music | Paradise Lost--What If ]



I just want to set up a social network for school what is this

15 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

"let's go back to our rooms." [05 Jun 2010|01:06pm]
[ mood | geeky ]
[ music | Ludo--Love Me Dead ]

Cid/Vincent FST, wheeeeee )

4 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

he made a lot of simoleons that got stolen by his folks [29 May 2010|03:07am]
[ mood | dorky ]
[ music | Avenue Q--It Sucks to Be Me ]

Megan: Hey, let's go get my old Sims CDs and see how the original game looks in retrospect.
Myself: This is going to be a depressing insight on how we utilized the years of our youths, isn't it.
Megan: Sure you don't mind me putting it on your computer?
Myself: Gosh, Megan, I dunno, I guess I'll just have to take the 30-meg hit.

After installation...

Myself: So kids don't grow up in this one, right?
Megan: Nope. They're stuck like that forever.
Myself: In that case... (makes black kid, names him Gary Coleman Hurpadurp)
Megan: You are a terrible person.

Within three minutes...

Megan: Well, this didn't take long to devolve into absolute hell.
Myself: Fires sure did spread fast back then, wow.
Megan: (as Gary Coleman stomps on a present and screams while the other Hurpadurps burn around him) And THAT'S what Gary Coleman thinks of Christmas!

And today...

Myself: Megan, why are you giggling uncontrollably?
Megan: LOL
Myself: OH MY GOD WE KILLED GARY COLEMAN
Megan: It's good that you did this, Erin. It's good that you killed Gary Coleman. It's good that you wished him into the cornfield. What do you want to do now?
Myself: Make a Fred Phelps Sim and try again?


RIP Gary Coleman
Killed on Christmas by ineptly-placed fireworks
A sad little death for a sad little life of a sad little man
(Also Schmoopy, Laydy and Hermy Hurpadurp, Cassandra Goth, and four Tragic Clowns in a row)
ETA: THEY JUST KEPT RUNNING INTO THE FLAMES

16 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

"this is mr. corner." "oh...hello, mr. corner." [25 May 2010|07:37pm]
[ mood | loved ]
[ music | Sims 3--Map View ]

Final Thoughts )

5 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

i'll ask you for 'em back when i'm ready and done [24 May 2010|04:48am]
[ mood | pensive ]
[ music | Ween--Happy Colored Marbles ]

Okay, kids, this is a special edition of my annotations. Unlike the others, which are personal notes/self-indulgent bullshit, this one is...well, more or less necessary. It is also TL;DR as all hell, though, so be warned.

Original story is here if you missed it.

Lightning Split (Annotated) )

8 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

i'm a victim of your charm [23 May 2010|11:53pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Rule of Rose--A Love Suicide ]

Dapikkel: oh well it was rereleased for PS3
Dapikkel: I think mostly it's a PC series
Delcat: I see...I guess.
Delcat: Enjoyable?
Dapikkel: Yeah, it's a fun FPS with some good problem solving elements
Dapikkel: although this little bit here is really bothering me
Dapikkel: now you go!
Delcat: I go?
Dapikkel: Yeah, what game are you really into right now?
Delcat: ...
Delcat: http://www.divshare.com/download/11468047-9bc
Dapikkel: DAMMIT
Delcat: :D

ETA:
Dapikkel: ...what the hell is Sounding
Delcat: ...oh, sweetie.
Dapikkel: oh noooo i can hear the sound of innocence about to be washed away

2 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

people wonder where i get it from [12 May 2010|05:49pm]
[ mood | loved ]
[ music | The Video Game Pianist--Kids Run Through the City Corner (FFVI) ]

Note: Lilacs are my favorite flower, and I always look forward to them in the spring, but we've had a crappy harvest the past few years due to the cold. This year, we didn't get any at all.

Mom: Surprise! (hands over bouquet of lilacs)
Myself: OH MY GOD YAY :D :D :D Where did you get these? You didn't buy some just for me, did you?
Mom: I found them.
Myself: ...where did you...
Mom: I FOUND them.
Myself: ...didn't the house we drove by a few days ago have lilacs this color?
Mom: I found them! It was vacant anyway! There wasn't anyone at home, they won't notice!
Myself: I love you too, Mom.

6 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

oh yes, yes, practice tuba every day, oh yes, yes, practice tuba every day [07 May 2010|08:21am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--Seven Days of the Week (I Never Go to Work) ]

Various family-related antics )

1 cryptic rambling GYROMANCY!

and I'll ask you for 'em back, when I'm ready and done [01 May 2010|02:32am]
[ music | Ween--Happy Colored Marbles ]

The closest you will get to an explanation of last entry )

1 cryptic rambling GYROMANCY!

most people are not ok, but they're taking their siestas in the sun [01 May 2010|02:26am]
[ music | Ween--Happy Colored Marbles ]

Lightning Split )

5 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

it's all your state of mind [30 Apr 2010|10:51am]
[ mood | silly ]
[ music | Great Big Sea--Ordinary Day ]

At the end of the day, you just have to say it's all right )

11 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

college: it's fun and mental [23 Apr 2010|01:23pm]
[ mood | industrious ]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--How Can I Sing Like a Girl? ]

AND NOW, A SELECTION OF AMAZING INSIGHTS FROM DEL'S CRIMINAL DEVIANCE NOTES

BRILLIANT INSIGHTS )

3 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

sick puppy, have you been takin' your pills? [22 Apr 2010|04:36am]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | Lemon Demon--Sick Puppy ]

If I was a registered psychiatrist, we could be together for all time )

6 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it [13 Apr 2010|11:12pm]
[ mood | negative ]
[ music | Weird Al--Alternative Polka ]

Moving off of Seroquel and onto Anafranil as of three a.m. last night. Here's hoping it at least has an effect on my waistline, if not my mental health.

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