|Delcat Delcat (delcat) wrote,|
@ 2010-09-16 22:50:00
|Current mood:||what the fuck|
|Current music:||Green Day--Minority|
|Entry tags:||douches, lulz, snark|
i wanna be the minority, i don't need your authority
Delcat: Dude, wtf? I suspected this guy in class was a douche but he is proving it in the dumbest way.
Delcat: This girl said something that was totally not meant as snotty but I guess MIGHT have been construed as such, I guess, if you wanted to hear it that way
Delcat: But he got offended and is now *pretending she doesn't exist*
Delcat: No, like, she has said three or four times "I'm sorry, I didn't mean that how it apparently sounded"
Delcat: But he will not acknowledge her at all
Delcat: Even when she moved directly into his line of sight and asked why he was doing it
Delcat: I remind you this is a class of FOUR PEOPLE
Seiran: Oh my god.
Delcat: Me: Maybe he's having a stroke?
Her: No, I'm in healthcare, I'd know the signs.
Seiran: I love you.
Delcat: well dude it is just SO awkward I cannot believe this guy
Seiran: Is the professor doing anything?
Delcat: They're discussing it now
Delcat: "I do not need that kind of answer and I do not give second chances"
Delcat: What COLOR is the STICK up this guy's ASS
Seiran: What did she SAY?
Delcat: He's all I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR THIS I CAME HERE FOR THIS CLASS
Delcat: Dude. It consists of this:
Delcat: "I studied Russian in high school."
"Oh, which high school?"
"I...only know of one high school that teaches Russian, and that's (school)" <--unsure, not snotty
"*TOTALLY LOSES SHIT*"
Delcat: I want this guy to be my AIM friend so badly because my ED senses are frothing at the mouth
Delcat: I contributed "Dude, you are TOTALLY overreacting" but he will not budge
My battery died at that point, so I couldn't take any more direct notes, unfortunately. He refused to cede the point that he was being a gigantic three-year-old for the rest of the night. When I left, I commiserated with the girl, who mentioned that people tend to think people from that particular school are stuck up, although it could just be that he has a dick much smaller than the chip on his shoulder. She also said she was embarrassed for him, something colloquially known as the "Chris-Chan Effect".
Unfortunately, he shares a name with an MMA fighter who also lives in Hawaii (what are the odds?), so I hit a Google-bomb trying to find his dox, but I am looking forward to further mooing from what seems to be a potential lolcow.
Also had a lovely conversation on the shuttle ride back about fetuses and David Bowie, among other things. Thank God I'm finally starting to make some connections. Fetus-y Bowie-y connections. Yeah.
Further bulletins as events warrant.