InsaneJournal

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i know it drains me slowly
Pokemon Breeding Guide: You can get a Wyanut or an Azurill by breeding a Wobbuffet with a Lax Incense or a Marill with a Sea Incense.
Myself: So...you breed a Marill and a Wobbuffet together and depending on what incense they're holding, they'll have one of two eggs? Weird, but Pokemon does do inexplicable stuff like this on a regular basis.

After catching two of each type...

Myself: Huh, they don't like each other. Must be bad natures.

After catching a few of each type...

Myself: Must be REALLY bad natures.

After catching a good dozen of each type...

Myself: Gosh, I suck at breeding. I guess I'll leave it alone.

Riding on a wave of sleep-deprived logic, SIX YEARS LATER...

Myself: ...did they...did they maybe mean that...
Ditto and Marill (with Sea Incense): (produce egg)
Egg: (hatches into bouncing baby Azurill) HI MOMMEH
Myself: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Egg: mommeh?


THIS IS WHAT BAD GRAMMAR DOES TO YOU, PEOPLE. THIS. IS WHAT. IT DOES.

oh, Pokemon. will you ever stop being an abusive relationship.

i know i still haven't caught Feebas legit yet shut up shut up oh God I love you shut up