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Tweak says, "I'm a nice amoeba"

Delcat Delcat (delcat) wrote,
@ 2009-04-12 16:33:00

Current mood:	pensive
Current music:	Mary Poppins (Broadway OST)--Brimstone and Treacle (Part 2)
Entry tags:	my dad sucks, my mom rocks, shit involving me

"standing for tradition, i govern my charges--" "mishandled charges blow up in your face."
Mom put both a white and a milk chocolate bunny in my Easter basket and said this was a year for biracial equality.

Dad spent the morning yelling at me because he spilled my soda.

I honestly will never understand how those two ever reproduced.

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amphigorym
2009-04-18 11:10 pm UTC (link)

I honestly will never understand how those two ever reproduced.

Well, Del, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

Actually, I've come to the conclusion that probably at least seven times out of ten, it's entirely accidentally. Possibly more often.

I'm almost positive I was an unplanned baby because (1) My mom and dad were 40 and 39 respectively when I was born, and (2) My sister Tina was six years older than me.

On the other hand, my oldest sister was 18, and my brothers were 15 and 8. So they may've just not known when to quit.

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	delcat 2009-04-19 03:43 am UTC (link)
	No, my sister and I were both carefully planned for--Mom tried for years before she managed us. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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