InsaneJournal

Current mood:	delighted
Current music:	Barenaked Ladies--Straw Hat and Dirty Old Hank

i know your address, i ring the bell/i bring you flowers and a .22 with shells
Jim: Statistics show that girls who hit puberty early are short, and vice/versa.
Myself: Shit, is that why I'm so short? I hit it at nine.
Jim: Yeah, that'll produce girls that are five-three, five-two, five-one...
Myself: Four-ten.
Jim: Four-ten? You're a shotgun! Shotgun Del!
Myself: That...that's grand XD

It was nice enough once, but since then, he's referring to me exclusively as Shotgun. He says it's perfect. I love him so fucking much.

I've always wanted a nickname, seriously. If anyone wants to follow suit, that'd be tits |D

He also told me to shut up in class today, and the rest of the students were quite scandalized until we explained to them that yeah, we do that. Seriously. Love him so much.