|NOW it likes me
||[26 Jun 2010|05:01am]
||The Producers (Original Broadway Cast)--Where Did We Go Right?
Myself: ughhhh I really don't want to mess with Verizon tomorrow. I wonder if the Internet's magically come back on in the past few hours.
Cell: No connections lawl :D
Myself: (re-re-re-retries standard reboot procedure)
Cell: Nooooo signal :D
Myself: Fuck. I wonder what some of these other icons are, anyway. Hm..."Manage Connections", I wonder if there's another reboot option in there.
Cell: MANAGE CONNECTIONS>Global connections on/off 
Myself: ....... (checks ticky-box)
Cell: OH HEY THERE'S AN INTERNET THAT EXISTS :D
So basically, at some point someone twaddled a twiddydinkie, probably a cat stepping on the buttons, and accidentally TURNED OFF THE INTERNET. But, uh...problem solved and goal met.
I think this is the first time I've ever used this icon non-ironically.