|true story of man--man and machine
||[27 Jan 2010|03:08pm]
||Squirrel Nut Zippers--Bedbugs
Delcat: a guy just came in, sat down, and said "LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THE COMPUTER TODAY"
Zeiss: PERHAPS RECIPES
Delcat: IDK ICONS AND JUNK??
Delcat: oh God he's reading the label on the side intently
Zeiss: oh god
Zeiss: ask him if the little man inside is okay
Delcat: what the fucking fuck
Zeiss: now make a little voice and say "HELP ME"
Delcat: I AM THE FAIRY OF THE HARD DRIVE
Delcat: DID YOU DROP THIS SOLID GOLD FLASH DRIVE INTO ME?
Delcat: THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS SOLID SILVER FLASH DRIVE?
Zeiss: is he sniffing the keyboard y/n
Delcat: he is reading very intently and I think mouthing along with the words a bit
Delcat: His mouth is hanging open, in any case
Zeiss: I didn't know Chris even went to your college.
Delcat: quickly insult his e-honor and I'll see if he throws the keyboard across the room
Zeiss: I can totally see him as him
Delcat: this college, I swear
Zeiss: LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THE COMPUTER TODAY
Zeiss: IS MY HONOR SAFE
Delcat: NEXT STEP: MAKE POSTS OF EXACTLY FIVE WORDS IN THREADS THAT ARE EXACTLY FOUR MONTHS DEAD
Zeiss: THIS KEYBOARD IS BAD
Zeiss: I THINK WE SHOULD SHOOT IT
Delcat: I am like afraid to turn my iPod back on now because I'm afraid I'll miss him saying something epic
Zeiss: oh man
Zeiss: is he eating the mouse y/n
Delcat: He seems to have calmed down now, although he's still mouth-breathing
Delcat: okay now he is making weird hand motions to his music
Zeiss: JAZZ HANDS
Delcat: I mean I have headbanged unabashedly in the lab before but this is more like autistic hand-flapping
Zeiss: JAZZ FLAPS
Zeiss: ask him if his ship has landed
Delcat: man there are too many Criminal Justice majors I'm gonna get my ass kicked one of these days