| baby get ready, i'm comin' for you, i'm a vaaaaampiiiiiire |
[10 Jul 2009|10:28pm] |
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You know that scene at the end of Lord of the Flies, where half of the boys are setting things on fire, the other half is dead or trying not to be set on fire, everyone's half-naked and covered in pig's blood, there are pikes and knives being brandished and all hell has broken or is about to break loose, and then a ship full of refined, well-dressed gentlemen shows up and the boys just stop dead in the shock of civilization? ...yeah, that's about gonna be the scene when Alltell gets the new cell tower built. If they get the new cell tower built. Things are gettin' ugly here.
In other words, pardon my continued absence. Here's some snark, in an attempt to keep the fire lit.
( A Twisted Fairytale, Part 4: 'He's a WHAT? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?' )
We're getting closer to the end. Slowly, slowly closer to the end. Hang in there, guys.
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GYROMANCY!
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