| i know it drains me slowly |
[30 Apr 2009|11:05am] |
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mood |
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Ludo--Love Me Dead |
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Pokemon Breeding Guide: You can get a Wyanut or an Azurill by breeding a Wobbuffet with a Lax Incense or a Marill with a Sea Incense.
Myself: So...you breed a Marill and a Wobbuffet together and depending on what incense they're holding, they'll have one of two eggs? Weird, but Pokemon does do inexplicable stuff like this on a regular basis.
After catching two of each type...
Myself: Huh, they don't like each other. Must be bad natures.
After catching a few of each type...
Myself: Must be REALLY bad natures.
After catching a good dozen of each type...
Myself: Gosh, I suck at breeding. I guess I'll leave it alone.
Riding on a wave of sleep-deprived logic, SIX YEARS LATER...
Myself: ...did they...did they maybe mean that...
Ditto and Marill (with Sea Incense): (produce egg)
Egg: (hatches into bouncing baby Azurill) HI MOMMEH
Myself: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Egg: mommeh?
THIS IS WHAT BAD GRAMMAR DOES TO YOU, PEOPLE. THIS. IS WHAT. IT DOES.
oh, Pokemon. will you ever stop being an abusive relationship.
i know i still haven't caught Feebas legit yet shut up shut up oh God I love you shut up
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GYROMANCY!
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