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[19 Feb 2009|06:50pm] |
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A Shoggoth on the Roof--To Life! |
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Dear Howard Johnson:
You know not what you do.
"Honey, I don't want to complain, but I think there's something wrong with our room. The mini-bar is filled with strange objects in formaldehyde, there's a tilting table instead of a bed, and the door just locked from the outside."
"I'm more concerned about the nice young man in the coffin, dear."
"...leave me to my nightmares. Oh, and u gonna get raped."
I just wish this had happened a few years earlier, so Jenny-nova and her crazy lesbian posse would've been constantly harassed by angry people wanting to book a room. The current hojo.org owners just aren't insane enough to make it fun. WE WERE ROBBED.
In other news, Jerry the Sea Urchin lives to fight another week, hoorah! The little guy has some gumption. I hope he makes it. I told him I believed in him, so hopefully that will provide him with heartfelt inspiration. If...sea urchins have hearts, I'm not entirely sure how they work.
I've also become the hottest item in the English Comp II peer review groups, with two of the guys pestering me into volunteering for their group and a girl coming up to me on break and asking me to review her work. It's rather ironic, considering I'm secretly failing the class because I'm paralyzed with fear about research papers and haven't done any of my assignments yet, but I smoothed the fact over by giving their grammar what-for. Did you know that the Democrats want to provide money for such ecological projects as solar panels, windmills, and damns? Yeah.
ETA:
Myself: (totally normal, watching TV)
Gold Bond Commercial: In winter, dry air is everywhere, and it can be hard on skin.
Myself: (suddenly realizes futility of universe; grabs hair and dry-sobs) OH GOD I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON!
Megan: What?! Why?!
Myself: ...b...because they have...dry skin?
In other news, I'm asking Dr. V to put me back on the full dose of Seroquel next week.
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GYROMANCY!
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