Delcat Delcat (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} delcat) wrote,@ 2008-07-19 02:05:00 |
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| Current mood: |  meh |
| Current music: | A Shoggoth on the Roof--To Life |
| Entry tags: | chatlogs, fun with megan, prawn, squick, videos |
"good heavens, are these human cadavers? what on earth do you intend to do with them?"
Rune Factory and the lurking threat of returning to college has been sucking my productivity lately. I'll try to have another Screencaps of Evermore update up before the week is out, but in the meantime, eat some assorted linkage.
From Wufei:
Boten Ana is a Jonathan Coulton-esque song/music video from Sweden. I giggled.
Hard Like Heroic is a gaming filk of The Bad Touch. I lawled. Hard. Thanks, Wufei!
From Dap:
Dr. Horrible is...well, I haven't watched it yet, but I've been assured it's good, and it's from Joss Whedon. JOSS MOTHERFUCKIN WHEDON. It goes down on Sunday, so take your chance now. Thanks, Dap!
From me:
Yep, that time is growing closer. I have very, very little hope for this movie, but hey, at least it's pretty, and watching Rorschach set things on fire made me squee a little. HEY, THIS GUY IS GIVING AWAY FREE FIRE! ...yeah, that's all I'm going to be able to think of during the movie, great.
From Megan:
Population Paste documents the most fucked-up shit on the 'net. And I really mean that. This is not one for the weak of stomach, heart, mind, or dick. There's not much that can make a seasoned GAFFer and a seasoned squickfinder do this:
05:22] Delcat42: OH GOD IT'S CRIPPLED JEFF FOXWORTHY NAKED
[05:22] seiran79: OH GOD IT IS
[05:22] Delcat42: I NEVER WANTED TO PUT THOSE WORDS TOGETHER, INTERNET
And this:
[05:25] Delcat42: What kind of sick fuck would be into that?
[05:25] Delcat42: ...wow, it's been a long time since I've seriously asked that.
And this:
[06:39] Delcat42: AGH
[06:39] Delcat42: BUH...gah...
And this:
[06:46] seiran79: GOD DAMN YOU JAPAN
[06:46] Delcat42: ARGH
For more NWS details, hit the cut. The rest of you enjoy the WS links and have a nice day<3
[04:43] seiran79: BLASPHEMY http://populationpaste.com/img/2006/0
[04:43] seiran79: MOTHERFUCKING MOONBLOOD BLASPHEMY
[04:44] Delcat42: Is that entire thing done in...
[04:44] seiran79: There's ink crosshatching.
[04:44] seiran79: But yes.
[04:45] Delcat42: WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE AND DRAWING STAR WARS CHARACTERS IN CROTCHBLOOD*.
[04:45] seiran79: GOD HATES ME
[04:46] Delcat42: GOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CROTCHBLOOD STAR WARS ART.
[04:58] Delcat42: http://populationpaste.com/img/2006/0
[04:58] seiran79: That quote's gonna come back out of context to haunt you someday.
[04:59] Delcat42: And by "someday", you mean "I'm posting in my journal right now"?
[04:59] Delcat42: This was one of the more perplexing images on the site: A sabre-tooth cat with a cock the size of a leg, tormenting a guy going to a keg party? I don’t get it.
[04:59] seiran79: I understand the picture and it's worse that way.
[05:00] Delcat42: I mean, enlighten me.
[05:00] seiran79: He's there to fill the keg.
[05:00] Delcat42: ...so he is.
[05:00] seiran79: See, it's worse.
[05:01] seiran79: It's better thinking "DUUUUDE guess what's outside the door FUCKING HELL DUDE" "Dude, that's the lamest excuse ever for not getting the beer."
[05:01] Delcat42: "NO REALLY AND THE JUNK IS BLACK FOR SOME REASON"
[05:32] Delcat42: Pussy Golf
The girl places a plastic golf club into her pussy. She must swing the club and hit the golf ball without using her hands, and navigate the course (water hazards, sand traps, tree, etc). The girl who gets her ball into the hole with the least number of strokes wins.
[05:33] Delcat42: That sounds like a good way to troll the rich.
[05:33] Delcat42: "What are you--"
"Just playing through! *WHACK*"
[05:33] seiran79: And then they were never allowed back at Putt-Putt Adventure again.
[05:44] seiran79: http://populationpaste.com/img/2006/0
[05:44] Delcat42: It does for me too, now.
[05:44] Delcat42: Again, way of trolling the rich.
[05:44] Delcat42: Just pull up on a street corner on your Preggo Bopper.
[05:45] Delcat42: BUH-GOING BUH-GOING BUH-GOING
[05:45] Delcat42: AND PIGEONS SCATTER IN EARNEST
[06:14] seiran79: I was surprised when I said aloud, “give me milk titties, give me milk.”
[06:15] Delcat42: I sat the bottle on a tall mossy rock and squatted over it. My penis shot a mighty load of semen as I impaled myself on the bottle. But my anus was not yet ready to orgasm. It wanted more stimulation. I slid up and down on the bismuth bottle like a madman. Suddenly, and without warning an orgasm came. An orgasm that was so strong my whole body shook. Milk was now pouring out of my nipples and the baby in my belly was kicking intensely.
[06:15] seiran79: An orgasm that was so strong my whole body shook. Milk was now pouring out of my nipples and the baby in my belly was kicking intensely. The kicking became so strong that I worried that I had hurt my child. I immediately used my sphincter to eject the bottle from my anus. I rubbed my belly to soothe my restless child. Instead of being aroused by touching my swollen abdomen, I felt a peace in touching it. My child’s comfort now came before my own pleasure.
[06:15] Delcat42: There is so much wrong with that quote.
[06:16] seiran79: But then he can't remember the magic word to make his titties stop giving him milk.
[06:16] Delcat42: I love you.
[06:20] Delcat42: http://www.geocities.com/belly577/pmpgb
[06:59] Delcat42: Shake it up (Note: this is extremely dangerous and not recommended)
About a week ago I was cleaning the aisles at work late at night at a hardware store and found this paint can shaker. You know the electric ones at paint supply places. Yup, you guessed it -- it clamps down on your cock perfectly and it has a setting of speeds I used this for like 45 seconds and kaboom. I shot hot cum all over it. Plus it doesn't hurt, it just tugs and wiggles before your cock gets hard your spraying down the aisles. God I love work!!
[06:59] Delcat42: 8O
[07:00] seiran79: Mustn't...tell...Taylor...
[07:03] Delcat42: Ever seen a 500lb fatty operate a pneumatic drill or sit astride a washing machine?
[07:03] Delcat42: I kinda want to now.
[07:04] seiran79: ...
[07:04] Delcat42: Fatty Jackhammer Construction Co, with a herd of Preggo Bouncers bopping by in the background.
[07:04] Delcat42: Like a wide open urban range of BBW.
[07:04] seiran79: And they eat them.
And finally, a macro:
Happy surfing, buckaroos.
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*Yes, this is the SECOND time I've seen it done. Why Star Wars, the world may never know.
