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now he dead from coke
[02:20] Delcat42: All Star Favs to the Rescue! » by Insectlover reviews
My own version of Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue with my favorite characters including characters from the Land of Oz, Harry Potter, Disneyland, the Mario Brothers, and the Care Bears and possibly E.T.
[02:20] Delcat42: ...this should be interesting.
[02:20] seiran79: That's one word for it.
[02:21] Delcat42: As Dobby left with Mr. Wogglebug to look for the piggy thief, the screen on the TV set in Koreyl's room in which a video game had been left on suddenly flashed and began to convulse as if it had suddenly become fluid and then a white gloved hand stuck out of it followed by another and then by a brown shoe and then a head wearing a red hat popped out. This was the head of a young looking Italian man with a fuzzy black mustache wearing blue overalls and a red shirt.

“Mama Mia! Koreyl's piggy bank is gone!” he exclaimed as his blue eyes spotted the empty shelf by the door.
[02:22] Delcat42: I'm cracking up. I can't help it.
[02:22] seiran79: I must read this fic.
[02:22] Delcat42: “What's that funny smell?” he asked sniffing at the box.

Luigi opened the box and couldn't comprehend what he found inside it. “Holy spicy meatballs! What is all this stuff!” he said.

“It is either a science experiment... or a serious no-no!” Mario declared, still not liking the smell of it.
[02:22] Delcat42: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4300090/1/All_Star_Favs_to_the_Rescue
02:24] Delcat42: “Yeah, this stuff is pretty good,” said his friend Paul. 'But I've got something even better.” He opened up the palm of his left hand and revealed the new drugs he had smuggled. “Laitive stick!”
[02:24] Delcat42: Laitive stick?
[02:24] seiran79: I hope there's an x missing from that.
[02:24] Delcat42: Your search - laitive stick - did not match any documents.
[02:25] seiran79: Twenty bucks in change? I'm impressed he managed to move the bank.
[02:25] Delcat42: You know how it is. Those reefers, they give you SUPER STRENGTH.
[02:25] seiran79: “Mario, something tells me were not in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore,” said Luigi dreadfully.
[02:26] seiran79: THE FUCK YOU AREN'T ALL ON DRUGS.
[02:26] seiran79: I HAVE BEEN TO YOUR WORLD.
[02:26] seiran79: Erin, we have to make our own version, with like Silent Hill and Hellraiser.
[02:26] Delcat42: I am so sad that there are no more chapters to this.
[02:27] Delcat42: And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
[02:27] seiran79: Have you seen my little daughter's...piggybank?
[02:27] Delcat42: I am a wonderful, unique, and special person. My name is Cynthia Hanson, and I currently live in Columbus, Ohio. I am 100 percent athiest, so I am not into religion at all and I am GLAD that I am not. I am also mildly autistic, which has some advantages, such as I can see some things that others cannot see.
[02:27] Delcat42: Shine on, you crazy diamond, shine on.
[02:28] seiran79: "Those can mess you up or really--" Ianto stepped back to let Pyramid Head mime "kill you", quitre enthusiastically. It was only fair, seeing as how his companion could not verbally contribute.
[02:28] Delcat42: I believe that any story, however long or short, must be told. I believe that all kinds of characters are important, from heros and heroines, villians, supporting characters, and minor characters. I hate sad endings, and stories with too much sadness in them are not ones I enjoy reading. I like to write about characters with beautiful smiles and kind hearts, Mr. Wogglebug, Fabrizio De Rossi, Lumiere, the Tin Man, ect. I don't believe in changing good characters for the worse, I believe that is called Character Bashing, and it hurts those who love the characters, and in a certain sense it hurts those characters also.
[02:28] Delcat42: I love you.
[02:28] seiran79: Yeah, this is probably gonna end up happening.
[02:28] seiran79: the father of the family opened the refrigerator and to his surprise he found two and a half empty bottles of his beer cans.
[02:29] Delcat42: *hic* I've had a few already!
[02:29] seiran79: Who the hell puts empties back in the fridge?
[02:30] Delcat42: I'm more concerned about how they got "empty bottles of beer cans".
[02:30] seiran79: Good point.
[02:30] Delcat42: Like, he has those huge novelty plastic Red Bull store coolers full of beer.
[02:32] Delcat42: I love that it's actually well-written for what it is. She's just totally Asperger's. REAL Asperger's.
[02:33] seiran79: I know.
[02:33] seiran79: Actually, her profile says autistic.
[02:33] Delcat42: I know, I quoted it up there.
[02:33] Delcat42: "A little bit autisitic" = Asperger's, usually.
[02:33] Delcat42: But seriously, man, what's laitive stick?
[02:35] seiran79: *making list of characters that need replacing*
[02:36] Delcat42: I think Michael and Corey should be replaced, too.
[02:36] Delcat42: Who do we know what's got the Jones?
[02:36] seiran79: Cid!
[02:36] Delcat42: YES.
[02:37] Delcat42: Cid: Baby, this is all you, isn't it?
Vincent: I do enjoy watching you suffer, but no.
[02:37] seiran79: Smokin' Mako.
[02:37] seiran79: Vincent: YOU PAWNED MY FUCKING ARM.
[02:37] Delcat42: *cracking up*
[02:38] seiran79: Cid: And those sweetass boots.
[02:38] Delcat42: God I love you
[02:38] Delcat42: You know I'm going to write this now, right? Actually write it?
[02:38] seiran79: I get to help!
[02:38] Delcat42: With the video open and running?
[02:39] seiran79: Of course.
[02:39] Delcat42: Phoenix: OBJECTION! Doing drugs can put you into an altered mental state, under which you may commit criminal acts!
[02:40] seiran79: YES!
[02:40] seiran79: "It can also get you in trouble with the law, pal!"
[02:40] Delcat42: Franziska: Only a foolishy foolish fool would foolishly ingest foolish substances.
[02:41] seiran79: Pyramid Head: *more gesturing*
[02:41] seiran79: "I've got something even better-- White Claudia!" "CHILDISH DRUGTALK!"
[02:41] Delcat42: Franziska: Stop now or TASTE MY WHIP
Gumshoe: Uh, Miss Prosecutor, ma'am, we're supposed to keep it non-violent for the kids--
Friska: SILENCE! *ker-WHIP ker-WHIP*
[02:43] Delcat42: Tenth Doctor: Oh, no no no no no, that's no good at all. Bright kid like you, doin' drugs? Naaaao!
Cid: I'M THIRTY &*^*%^ING TWO
[02:43] seiran79: "32, god, practically a baby....now, mind you, I did my share of experimenting when I was 412."
[02:44] Delcat42: Rose is just in the background running into shit.
[02:46] Delcat42: Jack: You know what's better than drugs? Mansex!
Ianto: Jack! He's fourteen!
Jack: Oh, sorry. Mansex with a condom! Be safe, kids!
02:49] Delcat42: Claudia: Drugs like aglaophatis can cause severe harm to you, and even cause you to lose your precious child!
Heather: I DID THAT ON PURPOSE
[02:50] seiran79: King of the Cosmos: Drugs are most unfabulous, yes? We do not approve them at all. Do not let our outfit fool you.
[02:50] Delcat42: Prince of the Cosmos: (rolls by a katamari covered in mushrooms)
[02:51] seiran79: And the "Wonderful Ways to Say No" song'll be great.
[02:51] Delcat42: I could totally filk that.
[02:51] seiran79: "I've got something else you can smoke instead!" "JACK"
[02:51] Delcat42: Reno: Just say "Fuck off!"
Ianto: Reno!
Cid: Wait, I like that one.
02:53] Delcat42: Who should the tempty-dude be, though? Hojo?
[02:54] seiran79: Hexxus.
[02:54] Delcat42: Only if I get to make Rocky Horror jabs.
[02:54] seiran79: Of course.
[02:55] Delcat42: We should get Hellsing in there somewhere.
[02:55] seiran79: Yeah.
[02:55] seiran79: *semi-related imagining Walter and Ianto at a butler's convention*
[02:57] Delcat42: Ianto: I feel inferior.
Jack: Aw, relax, honey. Sure, he's got the whole Shinigami thing going for him, but can he do that thing you do where you bend like THIS and--
Ianto: JACK
[02:57] Delcat42: Walter: I don't know why I'd want to.
[02:58] seiran79: No, I'm seeing:
[02:58] seiran79: Walter: *does insane complicated killing moves*
[02:58] seiran79: Ianto: I just shoot them. With a gun.
[02:58] Delcat42: Jack: Not anymore you don't. Rrrowr.
[02:59] Delcat42: And, instead of "Now I'm seeing ducks"...
[02:59] seiran79: What?
[03:00] Delcat42: Cid: Great, now I'm seeing...seeing...what the hell are you things, anyway?
Mr. Saturn: tAkE SECreT hERb FoR bODy? saY YEs to ME? SAy nO to ME?
[03:00] seiran79: YES
[03:00] seiran79: Or: Wark!
[03:01] Delcat42: I think Mr. Saturns would have more of a "I'VE GOTTA GET OFF OF THESE DRUGS" effect.
[03:01] seiran79: True, true.
[03:01] seiran79: And I can't have too many po'shuns or I might get cavities
[03:02] Delcat42: "Look, I found something new we can try! ELIXIRS!"
[03:03] seiran79: Oh my god, Amy Winehouse just got in trouble AGAIN for fighting with fans AGAIN she JUST got out of the hospital YESTERDAY
[03:03] seiran79: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD
[03:03] Delcat42: Speaking of drugs...
[03:03] Delcat42: Can she make a special cameo? Can she, can she?
[03:03] seiran79: Of course!
[03:03] Delcat42: Maybe as the emaciated deathbed Cid?
[03:03] seiran79: How is she not dead?!
[03:04] Delcat42: Cid: ...wtf is this?
Tenth Doctor: Decidedly scarier than what we were going to show you. How'd you get in here, girly?
Amy: blUp.



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