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refuse to give in to the fic that takes all [05 Nov 2009|10:58am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Silent Hill 3--Hometown ]

This is part three of a snark three-pack. Check the last two updates for more!


This movie doesn't end the way we want all the time )

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i wanna be a hippie and i wanna get stoned on mari-marijuana [05 Nov 2009|10:56am]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | Technohead--I Wanna Be a Hippie ]

This is part 2 of a three-pack of snark. Check the last update for more!


Put the bells back in! )

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oh, fiddle, it's up to my middle...oh, heck, it's up to my neck...oh, dread, it's up to my-- [05 Nov 2009|10:53am]
[ mood | productive ]
[ music | Shel Silverstein--Boa Constrictor ]

I have been a busy beaver! Three new snarks today! First one is best viewed on its native site, since it has thick quotes.

8 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH [03 Nov 2009|06:52am]
[ mood | A BLACK MOOD INDEED ]
[ music | some sort of whimsical polka medley from ProtonJon's Let's Play ]

SNOW.

ON.

THE FUCKING.

GROUND.


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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and vince at the bar with his fake fangs on and--hold everything they're playing my song [31 Oct 2009|07:02am]
[ mood | THIS SNARK IS SILLY ]
[ music | Voltaire--Alchemy Mondays ]

Because a birthday is no reason to slack off, just to be very silly going about your work )

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hey ho, hey ho, off to work again [30 Oct 2009|03:17am]
[ mood | om nom tortellini ]
[ music | Tori Amos--Happy Workers ]

Fresh manga snark with Zeiss, wewt~ About as work-safe as whipping out your dickgirl in front of the boss.

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kitten is horny, kitten is offensive, tongue lolling out and dick fully extended [26 Oct 2009|08:34am]
[ mood | productive ]
[ music | Lemon Demon--Kitten Is Angry ]

I'm having KITTENS over this one GET IT GUYS KITTENS (NWS) )

8 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

go ahead, you can laugh all you want--i've got my philosophy, and i trust it like the ground [22 Oct 2009|05:23am]
[ mood | mellow ]
[ music | Ben Folds Five--Philosophy ]

My essay )


And then the butthurt started )

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honkers honkers showstoppers, your congas got me bonkers [21 Oct 2009|04:38am]
[ mood | my tits ache in sympathy ]
[ music | Unknown--Salute to Breasts ]

And to round out the evening, a joint manga snark with Zeiss. Pretty danged NWS, and this icon has never been more appropriate.

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doink doink doink [20 Oct 2009|11:37pm]
[ mood | productive ]
[ music | people bein' silly on Skype ]

AND AGAIN )

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doink doink [20 Oct 2009|08:41pm]
[ mood | busy ]
[ music | Doop--Doop ]

NOTE: Nihilist is running a "20 snarks in one month" contest, so expect me to be fairly busy in that regard...just fairly, I am pretty busy. Please let me know if I drop in quality at all.


Cannibalism, Tonberries, and Freudian metaphors abound )

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what the [19 Oct 2009|03:54am]
[ mood | lazy ]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--Seven Days of the Week (I Never Go to Work) ]

Well, I totally forgot THIS existed. Wow.

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as i think, i'm usin' up the time left to think [17 Oct 2009|03:20am]
[ mood | stressed ]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--It's Not My Birthday ]

it'd be nice to get rid of that feeling that I'm barely treading water this semester. Yeah, that'd be real nice.

New manga snark up with Zeiss, like any of you bitches care. NWS.

2 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

it takes some patience and a lot of sacrifice helping a lunatic get through her life [15 Oct 2009|02:47pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]
[ music | The Vandals--Fucked-Up Girl ]

So Zeiss is getting me into this whole FST thing, and I decided to do one for Yume Nikki. ~zawmg spoilers~ under the cut.

My crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world )

4 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

come down to my restaurant at half past 4/you can see the little buggies walking 'round on the floor [15 Oct 2009|04:58am]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Ivor Cutler--I Believe in Bugs ]

HELLS FUCKING ASSCUNTS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH \(^w^)/

I had just come back from a two-month hiatus, too. actually I had totally forgotten I had submitted it at all BUT HEY TALK ABOUT GOOD TIMING.

It's nice to see a seven-year project come to fruition, even if the bits and pieces you actually spent working on it really add up to maybe four solid years, even if it is really stupid, even if the prize is worth 1/200000th what you spent on earning it. It's just...nice.

...now to start work on the Squishyfish Sanctuary :D



In other news, I just found another movie from my childhood on YouTube. I rented it ages ago, only remembering one non-creepy scene from when I watched it as a kid, and was surprised to find a sincerely bizarre and disturbing vignette near the middle of a movie otherwise about dopey, happy ants.

The sequence starts at 2:32 here, segueing into the two-headed worm scene which continues into the second part.

As jotted down at the time:

The protagonist ant is assigned the job of guarding the colony’s eggs, so when one rolls off down a hole, he follows. Once well inside, he finds a rock covered in dense crystal. This breaks off, and the rock shines bright enough to blind him, represented by the pupils disappearing from his eyes. As if the white, sightless orbs aren’t bad enough, he proceeds to stumble around in the dark, crying and singing—yes, singing—about how he’ll never see the light of day again. Makes the evil two-headed worm that wants to eat him and the egg after he’s regained his sight pretty mild by comparison, really. The failure to explain why the rock becomes sentient and starts following him around is notably confusing, as well.

In more recent terminology: It comes right the fuck outta nowhere, has no bearing on the plot to the point that it's since been cut by the (presumably less drugged-up) DVD release team, is way over the top in terms of ridiculousness PANTS-WETTING EXISTENTIAL TERROR (ESPECIALLY in the context of the movie), and once it's over, no one ever speaks of it again. I know the distinction may be overused on the whole, but the scene is truly and completely a mmmmmBIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT. And when that happens in a disturbing manner, it forms a brain splinter, since the kid can't link it to anything and thus can't figure out whether it was real or a dream. I am soooo glad this is one of the movies my mother watched beforehand and edited for us.

Oh, and you will never get that Vanterviper song out of your head. Never ever never. Enjoy.

ETA: aaaaugh oh God I forgot their noses moved like elephant trunks oh God oh God

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angel, i can see myself in your eyes [13 Oct 2009|04:56am]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | Blonde Redhead--Elephant Woman ]





man I don't know what the hell I was doing I was in Astronomy and couldn't get a reference okay. I guess she's just mine now.

Evolution under cut )


Brutal criticism welcome. I've been off the wagon for twelve dang' years and I'm still running to catch up.

ETA: Oh yeah, her name's Ganymede, mostly because that's the planetoid I totally missed notes on to finish her, but also because it just kind of is. And I didn't forget to color in that scar on her leg, it's a second mouth. No, I don't know either.

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it's electrifyin' [08 Oct 2009|12:26am]
[ mood | enthralled ]
[ music | Grease--You're the One That I Want ]



^A Fandom Secret of mine from last January.

The freshly revealed plot of Epic Mickey.

I think I just came blood.

Is...is this game a love song to me and my weird-ass childhood memories and my fucked-up phobias?

...'cause I think I'm okay with that.

...yeah, I'm okay with that.

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just a guy made of dots and lines [07 Oct 2009|11:52pm]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--Constellation ]

(Out doing a stargazing lab with Scott and a pack of chicks...)
Myself: (watching clouds roll in over Mizar) We're fucked, aren't we?
Chicks: (gasp and laugh)
Chickdar: Oh my God, I'm, like choking on my saliva over here! That word's taller than she is!
Myself: Yeah, can you tell what I'm doing right now?
Scott: Does it involve a middle digit?
Myself: TWO of them.

Came home and systematically shut down a chick on my English forum who was claiming that 10% of women who have blood transfusions after abortions get the hep. Realized that I take blatant misinformation presented as fact as a personal affront because it's really just intellectual bullying.

Not a bad day, really.


In snark news, update on Vibrator Company, and Inky, Zeiss and I have started in on a new project...Zeiss' description says it best:

First, a bit of explanation. “Femboy School”, as our next project is called, isn’t your average bad porno manga. Well, it started off as one, but the version we’re taking on is an edited (very badly - this thing looks like it‘s been floating around the internets since 2001) version by someone named “Nyar”. All my Google-fu has been able to turn up about this “Nyar” character is one post on an incest forum, which pretty much tells you all you need to know about Nyar. The man has issues, and boyyyy is he happy to show you them. This thing plays out like a cross between a bad femdom story and an equally bad Hawkwind album.

So join us, then, as the Fearless Spork Squad ventures to one man’s private hell, and comes out snarking.

Again, all links are NSFW LIEK WHOA ON SANDWICHES


This is SERIOUSLY SHOTA, so Canadians might want to skip this one. The rest of you, please enjoy the first edition of Femboy School.


It's about time to make birthday plans, so if any of y'all wanted to meet up at the end of the month, drop a comment saying when's good for you. You know the drill.


Further bulletins as events warrant.

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dancing at the disco at the end of the world [07 Oct 2009|03:19am]
[ mood | dorky ]
[ music | Architecture in Helsinki--The Disco at the End of the World ]

Assignment: Write a paper on theoretical state of the USA after a supposed disaster, based on the state of Europe after Rome fell.

This Is Not About a Zombie Apocalypse (But That Would Have Been Neat) )

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you need someone who understands all your abnormalities [06 Oct 2009|02:02am]
[ mood | exanimate ]
[ music | Vandals--Fucked-Up Girl ]



(Copied from my comment on Zar's journal:) Her name's Anna, and she's offering an onigiri to Jasper, a Lemming OC that...actually came out of my trying to draw boatchibis right after finding your site, so things cycle around, I guess. He's kind of...hovering, I forgot how darned short he was and when I tried to move him in Photoshop his eyes unfocused, so I guess he's just standing on a higher square in the game grid :B I think he's got a bit of a crush now...could this be long-nosed, google-eyed, stick-armed, baggy-clothed, feet-like-dinner-rolls LOVE?? oh God I'm lame. I do not know what is in her pockets, but I assume something neat.

Play Yume Nikki, folks. Just do it. I'm too tired to tell you all the reasons why, go read Zar's last few entries for details.

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