| chekhov's life was miserable, chekhov had tb; chekhov suffered for his art, like me |
[19 Nov 2009|01:26am] |
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I'm ready to shoot myself in the gorram face over this astronomy class. The teacher has been bullshitting around so long that the test we were supposed to take on October 1st is going to be our final. He's ~*making it up to us*~ by making it a hard, but open-note test. Unfortunately, he's given us so many useless junk statistics that I have sixty-two fucking pages of notes with more to come. A lack of forethought on his part should NOT constitute an emergency on mine.
If anyone could offer suggestions on what to do, it'd be greatly appreciated. Otherwise, just cunting kill me and get it over with.
On a lighter note, Zeiss and I are working on another joint snark. Whoop de shit.
ETA: Actually, this song cheered me up considerably. Thank you Ashley and Winamp shuffle. Tips would still be appreciated, though.
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2 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!
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| i see the sues walk by dressed in their sparkly clothes, i have to turn my head while my bile goes |
[15 Nov 2009|08:59pm] |
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( How to Seduce a Demon 2/3 )
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| a danger to herself and others (part 1 of a 3-part MiSTing) |
[14 Nov 2009|10:52pm] |
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people talkin' about e-peens on Skype |
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( How to Seduce a Demon )
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| from the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick |
[11 Nov 2009|04:20pm] |
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Monty Python--The Penis Song |
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Snark 5/5 of this update, check previous posts for more!
Zeiss and I were neck-and-neck in the Snark-a-Thon, so I suggested that we do the gentlemanly thing and cross the finish line together with a joint snark. He agreed, and suggested that there was only one way to do it...
"Drink my magical sperm and you will go back in time": Zeiss and Del take down Anal Fantasy in the big Snark-a-Thon finale
Yes, the classic has finally received proper snark treatment. You will note I did not put down a NWS tag, because anyone stupid enough to click on a topic with the phrase "Anal Fantasy" on it at work deserves to be fired. Come for the snark, stay for Rabid Badger's shocking revelation!
And so, the Snark-a-Thon draws to a close. In the future: More mutual snark of Inky's fanfiction, a snark produced through a lost bet, and another half-assed MiSTing. Stay tuned!
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| i 'spect to live here 'til i'm ninety, it's the vamps that must go and not me |
[11 Nov 2009|04:13pm] |
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Snark 4/5 of this update, check next posts for more!
( In which Del makes an abortion joke ON PURPOSE )
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| just say to yourself "it's just a snark, i should really just relax" |
[11 Nov 2009|03:56pm] |
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Like I mentioned, I was going through my files today. After posting the Calvin and Hobbes snark, I was flabbergasted to find a pair of fully-MiSTed fics from when I was actually a competent teenager, instead of a fangirlish tweenie. I have little to no memory of doing either of them, and I know I've never posted them anywhere before, despite being a member of GAFF at the time. It seems a shame to let them go to waste, so I formatted the shorter one for use here, stopping to add a Twilight joke along the way because it was begging for it. If it proves amusing, I'll do the other. If not...well, life is just a bag of cocks, isn't it?
My MiSTies are all OCs, which is obnoxious, I know. However, they can all be summed up in two words each for the purposes of this snark, so it shouldn't be that bad. Here's the rundown:
Sadie: A girlcat
Aster: A cyborg
Will: A zombie
Clive: A pervert
...and even that's more than you need to know, really.
Enjoy, kids, and tell me if I'm being utterly presumptuous and should STFU GTFO and DIAF, in that order.
Snark 3/5 of this update, check other posts for more!
( She Never Was )
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2 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!
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| i wanna be a hippie and i wanna get stoned on mari-marijuana |
[05 Nov 2009|10:56am] |
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This is part 2 of a three-pack of snark. Check the last update for more!
( Put the bells back in! )
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| oh, fiddle, it's up to my middle...oh, heck, it's up to my neck...oh, dread, it's up to my-- |
[05 Nov 2009|10:53am] |
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I have been a busy beaver! Three new snarks today! First one is best viewed on its native site, since it has thick quotes.
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH |
[03 Nov 2009|06:52am] |
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SNOW.
ON.
THE FUCKING.
GROUND.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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9 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!
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| hey ho, hey ho, off to work again |
[30 Oct 2009|03:17am] |
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Tori Amos--Happy Workers |
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Fresh manga snark with Zeiss, wewt~ About as work-safe as whipping out your dickgirl in front of the boss.
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| honkers honkers showstoppers, your congas got me bonkers |
[21 Oct 2009|04:38am] |
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Unknown--Salute to Breasts |
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And to round out the evening, a joint manga snark with Zeiss. Pretty danged NWS, and this icon has never been more appropriate.
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| doink doink doink |
[20 Oct 2009|11:37pm] |
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people bein' silly on Skype |
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( AND AGAIN )
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| doink doink |
[20 Oct 2009|08:41pm] |
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Doop--Doop |
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NOTE: Nihilist is running a "20 snarks in one month" contest, so expect me to be fairly busy in that regard...just fairly, I am pretty busy. Please let me know if I drop in quality at all.
( Cannibalism, Tonberries, and Freudian metaphors abound )
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| what the |
[19 Oct 2009|03:54am] |
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They Might Be Giants--Seven Days of the Week (I Never Go to Work) |
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Well, I totally forgot THIS existed. Wow.
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GYROMANCY!
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working
chipper
THIS SNARK IS SILLY
mellow