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we laughed at his little joke and then i happily walked away [29 Jun 2009|05:00pm]
[ mood | blank ]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--Whistling in the Dark ]

A man came up to us and said "I'd like to poison your mind
With wrong ideas that appeal to you, though I am not unkind"
He looked at me, I looked at something written across his scalp
And these are the words that it faintly said as I tried to call for help


Read more... )

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bobbing and choking and losing the fight in the fog [26 Jun 2009|10:33pm]
[ mood | buzzed ]
[ music | Ludo--Drunken Lament ]

Dap: I talked to (girlfriend) about it and she doesn't like the idea of making fun of what is potentially someone's misguided best effort. We had a long talk about it, but the upshot is I value her more than the snark... I really am sorry. If we have the author's permission, it's all fine.
Del: ...so, how LONG have you been pussywhipped? 'Cause I know I didn't get away with this shit.

FOR THIS PERFORMANCE (AND ALL UPCOMING PERFORMANCES), THE PART OF DAP WILL BE PLAYED BY INKWEAVER. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY LULZ THIS MAY CAUSE.


A Twisted Fairytale, Parts 2 and 3 )


We've got Chapter 4 halfway done. Bricks will be shat, oh yes they will.

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and the world first spoke to me in [22 Jun 2009|02:29pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--SenSurround ]

(This actually happened a while ago, but I forgot to document it. Remembered while watching Coonskin, the majority of which has apparently been deemed too intense for YouTube since I grabbed it. Hell, the hallucination sequence (5:30 on) was almost too intense for me...oh, Bakshi, you so nucking futs.)

My mother and I are driving somewhere, talking about disturbing cartoons...
Mom: That bizarre Felix movie always reminds me of the time in college when my boyfriend and I went to the only air-conditioned theatre in town because it was so hot out and ended up seeing a pornographic Felix cartoon.
Myself: Yeah, you've mentioned that before. It's a shame it wasn't Fritz the Cat, that would've been EPIC.
Mom: ...oh! You know what? It WAS Fritz the Cat! That was the name of it! I mixed it up with that other weird one!
Myself: You saw Fritz the Cat in theatres? YOU? THE Fritz the Cat? The most famous adult cartoon ever? The first movie to EVER get an X rating? THAT Fritz the Cat? BY ACCIDENT?!
Mom: It was hot out!

So, yeah, it runs in the family. Kind of like this, but with disturbing cartoons and a fifteen-year time delay on the zygote thing. I have yet to watch it, but I'll let you guys know if any scenes seem eerily familiar.

Also? My mom. Totally awesome. As if we needed any more evidence.


ETA: Removed link since I realized it was to the sequel to Fritz the Cat. The movie proper is also apparently too intense for YouTube. Pity.

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it's not easy, having a malevolent, shapeless monster like that hanging over your head [17 Jun 2009|01:38pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]
[ music | A Shoggoth on the Roof--Tentacles! ]

(Don't miss the last post--snark ho!)

Sweet mothering truck, someone finally uploaded A Journey Through Fairyland on YouTube! Awesome!

If you're a friend or long-time reader of my journal, you'll recall my mentioning JTF before, as yet another one of Sanrio's utterly insane feature films. Sanrio was also the driving force behind both Unico movies, A Mouse and His Child, Sea Prince and Fire Child, and something else that escapes me at the moment. It's a hell of a track record, and JTF is no Nightmare Fuel exception. Unlike the others, I actually saw this movie as a small child. It was the source of my most enduring imaginary friend (Tribble the Black Squiggly Thing, as Treble the Clef Note was lost on me), and it was one of the first anime movies I ever saw. It was also the source of Baby's First Tentacle Scene. While it was my favorite scene, it was out of morbid curiosity as to what the inexplicable thing WAS, not out of interest in what it was doing. My, how things change...

Creepy fetish content aside, the quality's a bit of a wash, but it's still well worth a look if you like old anime, weird cartoons, or, well, tentacles. Really cute in parts and utterly insane in others, this remains one of my bizarre favorites and I've been wanting to share it for years.


In other "bizarre things Del was obsessed with as a kid" news, I found a slime mold today! When I was a kid, I read an article and pictured something akin to the Blob, and spent months trying to find one to keep as a pet. While they're not quite like I pictured, they're almost as amazing--a creature that's not quite plant and not quite animal, with amoebas and spores and all kinds of cool shit in. I actually noted its movement of about a centimeter from where it was before class to where it was after, and it left a red trail in its wake. Possibly it was upset that I poked it with a stick. In short, he's the coolest thing I've ever seen, his name is Archimedes, and I love him. I told the Bio lab tech about him and she was happy to take a look, but vetoed my suggestion that he could be a class pet on the grounds that they're difficult to maintain. That's okay, Archimedes is a ramblin' man.

This one's for you, Archimedes. In several months, you may have managed to amble off, but you will always squish along in my heart.


ETA: wtf the school just went into lockdown? more later
ETAA: Lifted. Freaked out now. Update from home.
ETAAA: I have no idea what that was about. They herded us into the center of the library and turned off the lights--no one knew what the lockdown was for and they were afraid of someone seeing us and shooting at us. Tensest fucking five minutes of my adult life. If I died because I spent an extra two hours at school hugging Pokemon eggs and downloading YouTube videos, I would be so pissed at myself as a ghost. Guess I'll find out later what happened, assuming for now that Archimedes grew to epic proportions and attacked the city. Need vodka now.

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here's one for the ladies [17 Jun 2009|07:02am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Richard Cheese--Rape Me ]

Dap asked if I wanted to snark something with him sometime. And lo, awesomeness ensued.

A Twisted Fairytale (NW-fuckin'-S) )

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all the boys are monsters, all the girls are whores [12 Jun 2009|03:16am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Squirrel Nut Zippers--Plenty More ]

Re: The continuing drama on the House: I have little to no idea what's going on, and to be honest, I really don't care. I'm having some Internet issues anyway, so consider me on hiatus for the weekend. Wake me when the wank is over.

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people act so proper when they're going about their busi...er, never mind [10 Jun 2009|11:25am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Oingo Boingo--Nasty Habits ]

Intrapersonal Communication; everyone's talking about sex for some reason...

Joe: I'd say this is the horniest class I've ever taught!
Guy: Yeah, but you'll notice it's all the girls.
Chick: See, that's just what you think. We're not horny, we just know talking about sex makes guys laugh. We're doing it for you.
Myself: (politely raising a hand) I'm horny.

...and lo, order was not to be re-established that day.

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"you may see this on the discovery channel, but their host won't randomly say 'cuntpickle'." [03 Jun 2009|03:46am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Penn & Teller's Bullshit! ]

Inky and I are co-snarking a terrible FFVII fic!

Huzzah!

I'm skipping class tomorrow because I need to recover from the fact that our teacher believes that domestic abuse is caused by miscommunication!

...huzzah.

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you have your choice of an aesthetic [27 May 2009|07:05am]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Dresden Dolls--Sex Changes ]

Realized I didn't have any recent pictures of myself, including me in quasi-drag. Rectified the situation.


Girls will be girls will be guys )


Aaand back to Intrapersonal Communication. Joy.

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i've had enough of this pseudo-zen [20 May 2009|12:06pm]
[ mood | FOR SCIENCE ]
[ music | Nerf Herder--Telekinesis ]

From today's video (in a college class)...

"[Positive energy] is like electricity, y'know? No one really knows what electricity is!"

"No one really knows what electricity is"

"No one really knows what electricity is"

"No one really knows what electricity is"

"NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT ELECTRICITY IS"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-- )


ETAA: New Screencaps of Evermore! I'm seriously close to being on something vaguely resembling a roll, guys.

4 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas [13 May 2009|11:00am]
[ mood | working ]
[ music | Muppet Treasure Island--Cabin Fever ]

After a nine-month absence, Screencaps of Evermore has started updating again. What can I say? College is a bitch and I'm lazy I WAS PREGNANT. With laziness.

I'm already working on formatting the next batch of caps, so hopefully I can get the next update out sometime this weekend. Hopefully. So tired of Nobilia. So, so tired. But the next world is my favorite, so things are bound to pick up. I can't wait. Can you wait? I can't wait.

business paper business.


ETA: Ooooo, somebody uploaded The Phantom Tollbooth to YouTube! This one's really for fans of either the book or Chuck Jones, but well worth it if you fall into either category.

...shut up, I'm happy, at least.


ETAA:

Myself: I've been watching more Fullmetal Alchemist!
Holly: I've been reading more Fullmetal Alchemist!
Megan: What's the deal with that? Del's been wanting me to rip off her arm so she can do alchemy or something.
Holly: Man, I wish I could just--
Both of us: (do Ed's alchemy-clap at the exact same time)
Megan: (as we crack up like the gigantic dorks we are) I'll just be waiting over here in non-Otakuland.

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on its face it's wearing your confused expression where your eyes don't go [03 May 2009|07:46am]
[ mood | fandomatic ]
[ music | They Might Be Giants--Where Your Eyes Don't Go ]

So now that school's out, I'm continuing to watch my way through DuckTales (awoo-oo). I somehow managed to leave off last time right before one of the few episodes I actually got to watch as a kid--and, coincidentally, the one that creeped me out on a number of levels. Why? Why. That singing isn't something that I forgot so much as let snuggle down in the folds of my grey matter as a damp, uncomfortable association to certain words like "siren", "Odyssey", "undulation", "eldritch", and "pants-wetting". Always a pleasant surprise before breakfast.

Anyway, in conjunction with having had a nightmare about one of the old-school Mickey Mouse comics the night before (there were these monkey scientists and death rays and...oh, never mind, you had to be there), it reminded me of one of the more bizarre Uncle Scrooge comics I found last fall. Carl Barks never shied away from the unusual and we love him for it, it's true, but this one is really uncomfortably close to Uncanny Valley territory. Now that I know how to convert CDisplay files into JPEGs, I figured it'd be well worth the minimal effort to bring you this rather offbeat offering, just for the halibut and also to recruit some more people into this fandom oh God I'm so lonely. Enjoy.

(Note: Despite the tags, I did not actually scan this. Credit for that goes to some kind anonymous Internet-goer. You know who you are, and we thank you for it.)

(Additional note: Have I mentioned lately how much I want to see Magica DeSpell in a Kingdom Hearts game? Oh God, that would rock so hardcore. So hardcore.)

The Many Faces of Magica DeSpell )


Next up: Catching up on journals, then brushing the dust off my Screencap Adventure. Until then, peace out.

ETA: *WHEEZE* *WHEEZE* *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

OH MY GAAAAAAAWD :D :D :D

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but at least the ceiling's very pretty [02 May 2009|02:06am]
[ mood | tipsy ]
[ music | Dresden Dolls--My Alcoholic Friends ]

I got drunk!

...woo-hoo?

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i know it drains me slowly [30 Apr 2009|11:05am]
[ mood | i'm an idiot ]
[ music | Ludo--Love Me Dead ]

Pokemon Breeding Guide: You can get a Wyanut or an Azurill by breeding a Wobbuffet with a Lax Incense or a Marill with a Sea Incense.
Myself: So...you breed a Marill and a Wobbuffet together and depending on what incense they're holding, they'll have one of two eggs? Weird, but Pokemon does do inexplicable stuff like this on a regular basis.

After catching two of each type...

Myself: Huh, they don't like each other. Must be bad natures.

After catching a few of each type...

Myself: Must be REALLY bad natures.

After catching a good dozen of each type...

Myself: Gosh, I suck at breeding. I guess I'll leave it alone.

Riding on a wave of sleep-deprived logic, SIX YEARS LATER...

Myself: ...did they...did they maybe mean that...
Ditto and Marill (with Sea Incense): (produce egg)
Egg: (hatches into bouncing baby Azurill) HI MOMMEH
Myself: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Egg: mommeh?


THIS IS WHAT BAD GRAMMAR DOES TO YOU, PEOPLE. THIS. IS WHAT. IT DOES.

oh, Pokemon. will you ever stop being an abusive relationship.

i know i still haven't caught Feebas legit yet shut up shut up oh God I love you shut up

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we'll be decked in all black and slamming the pit fantastic [23 Apr 2009|02:15pm]
[ mood | mellow ]
[ music | Ben Folds Five--Underground ]

I was gonna bitch about how much of a whore my father is being, but...yeah, this has been way too much like an actual LJ lately, WTF. He's a bitch, leave it at that. I saw a picture of a bedsore today! That's cool! Yeah!

Anyway, the real reason I'm updating is to notify those of you who live within mule-floggin' distance that I'm going to be participating in the student reading at the Kirtland House at 5:30 on Monday. You can watch me stutter my way through Sepsis, watch other people read their own stories and poetry and whatnot, and if you show up at 5:00, you can stuff your face with free food! They generally have little meatballs and chicken wings and a fruit platter with FROSTING. Fucking FROSTING, man, all in a little bowl like dip and you get your strawberries up in that shit and it ROCKS. Generally lasts a couple of hours, nice informal shindig...so, yeah. If you don't have anything better to do and you want a free meal, consider stopping by.

As a side note, I took Megan's suggestion to, well, censor the images I'm using for my Internet Censorship presentation. Perhaps you, the reader, can tell me if I did a good enough job editing out the naughty bits...

Very dubiously WS )

ETA: OH SHIT I'M ON THE FUCKING BANDWAGON GUYS

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a failure played in stereo [21 Apr 2009|02:07pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Mindless Self-Indulgence--Straight to Video ]

Continuing the saga of you, confused destroyer of dignity )

11 cryptic ramblings GYROMANCY!

let me give you some green color, and you will ask for more [17 Apr 2009|02:33am]
[ mood | working ]
[ music | Dr. Reanimator--Move Your Dead Bones ]

I gave blood last Tuesday (for the first time ever, yey medication letting me digest iron properly nao). Today, I saw a guy with an "A BLOOD DONOR SAVED MY LIFE" T-shirt. My first, non-ironic thought was, "Wow, that was quick." Someone needs to knock my ego down a peg, apparently.

Additionally: Someday, someone is gonna do this to my EYEBALL. FRICKIN' AWESOME.

Now, back to scrutinizing lesbians...FOR SCIENCE.

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he might solve a mystery, or rewrite history [13 Apr 2009|06:55pm]
[ mood | adventurous ]
[ music | Ducktales--Theme ]

Obama fights pirates, wins handily. Meanwhile, unemployed citizens make up for lost income by panning for gold.

Call Don Rosa and seance up Carl Barks--life is suddenly an Uncle Scrooge comic. It's a GOOD thing.

This one's for you, Mr. President.

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"standing for tradition, i govern my charges--" "mishandled charges blow up in your face." [12 Apr 2009|04:33pm]
[ mood | pensive ]
[ music | Mary Poppins (Broadway OST)--Brimstone and Treacle (Part 2) ]

Mom put both a white and a milk chocolate bunny in my Easter basket and said this was a year for biracial equality.

Dad spent the morning yelling at me because he spilled my soda.

I honestly will never understand how those two ever reproduced.

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i speak for all of us when i say i understand why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands [11 Apr 2009|11:28am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Jonathan Coulton--Re: Your Brains ]

But here's an F-Y-I: You're all gonna die screaming )

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